Masturbatory Tip

IA951

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In my pursuit of a more satisfying masturbation experience, I have started using a certain product.
That product is lanacane.
I'm quite aware that it was not intended for this use, however, it really enhances the act.

As most of you know I am not a very sexual person, what with two of my main interests being misogyny and drug use, my sexual activity is restricted to either my right or left hand(which ever happens to free at the time).
I'm by no means a chronic masturbator either, I slap it about three times a week more or less.

So I happened to have some lanacane around, the maximum strength version with 20% benzocaine, so I slathered it on, not quite sure what to expect.
Such a delightful detached numbness.
Really brilliant.
I was able to draw out something that usually lasts about five moments to 15 or 20.

So if any of you men are looking for a way to spice up your masturbation routine, I would suggest trying this.


If your wondering what provoked me to post this, well I thought that I should have at least one post in my career here that was about something related to sex, rather than my hatred of women and love of drugs.
 
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IA951 said:
In my pursuit of a more satisfying masturbation experience, I have started using a certain product.
That product is lanacane.
I'm quite aware that it was not intended for this use, however, it really enhances the act.

As most of you know I am not a very sexual person, what with two of my main interests being misogny and drug use, my sexual activity is restricted to either my right or left hand(which ever happens to free at the time).
I'm by no means a chronic masturbator either, I slap it about three times a week more or less.

So I happened to have some lanacane around, the maximum strength version with 20% benzocaine, so I slathered it on, not quite sure what to expect.
Such a delightful detached numbness.
Really brillaint.
I was able to draw out something that usually lasts about five moments to 15 or 20.

So if any of you men are looking for a way to spice up your masturbation routine, I would suggest trying this.


If your wondering what provoked me to post this, well I thought that I should have at least one post in my career here that was about something related to sex, rather than my hatred of women and love of drugs.

Yeah my dog would not like you either.
 
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IA951 said:
We are a generation of men raised by women, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need

I wanted to PM you, but apparently that's not an option.
Just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of "Fight Club" myself.
 
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Azwed said:


Yeah my dog would not like you either.

I'm not really too sure what your dog has to do with anything, unless you happen to be intimate with him.
I rather doubt that I would like him, what with my being a cat person and all.
 
How about slathering it on your next ham sandwich. I mean, hey, your brain is already numb, couldn't hurt, right?
 
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IA951 said:


I'm not really too sure what your dog has to do with anything, unless you happen to be intimate with him.
I rather doubt that I would like him, what with my being a cat person and all.

Go to white rose's faceless man in black thread.
 
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amiss said:


I wanted to PM you, but apparently that's not an option.
Just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of "Fight Club" myself.

Nope, sorry no PMs for me, I turned those fuckers off.
Thank you for noticing the sig line there, awesome movie eh?
you have to fucking love Ed Norton
fucking brillaint actor.
 
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Azwed said:


Go to white rose's faceless man in black thread.

And I would want to do this why exactly?
 
If anybody's going to fuck anybody here, it will be me fucking IA's ass.

Without lube.
 
Yeah well my dog is too dumb to type anything but akhgdgharcughgshag.

Those paws just arent very good at hitting keys well.

This is the same dog who has rammed the table and the couch with the dog bone she is carrying in her mouth multiple times trying to get through the space in between. The dog bone is several inches longer then the space between the couch and the table and she just cannot figure this out.

She can open the fridge door and eat all the food on the bottom shelve and the food in the slide out compartments though. I think she might be faking the whole stupid thing.
 
is that you in that photo rubyfruit?

how long are your breats? have you measured how for they hang when you bend down? i have a big breastes fetesh
 
Nah don't think so my dog is a full sized, black, short hair daschuand.
 
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