Masturbatory Curfew in Daytona Beach

[Wild_Honey_66]

All fapping must be done between the hours of 6am and 10pm.

No exceptions.

 

[Hypoxia]

All fapping must be done between the hours of 6am and 10pm.

No exceptions.

And in public, so it can be monitored. And evaluated. And scored.

"Squirmin' spermen, Batman, that went at least ten feet!"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think there should be mixed doubles events as well as singles.

 

[Hypoxia]

I think there should be mixed doubles events as well as singles.

Well, since this is election season, and it's Florida, we should see Clinton vs Tromp or at least their surrogates. If some of those are blown away by the storm, who'll miss them? Gov Scott out-does Dona Brazille -- whoosh, there they go! Carly Fiorina creams Joe Biden -- lost in the storm surge. And then the main event. Which candidate fingers faster and furiouser? Watch the streaming coverage if you dare...

 

[Christobal]

I broke the law and the law didn't win. Might have been the hurricane keeping them busy. Frisky in Florida.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Holy multiple orgasms, Batman!