Masturbation

[johnny37]

Hey all.

I am a 20 year old male and have been masturbating for 7 years now. I am still living at home with my parents and the other day my mom caught me masturbating with my girlfriend's thong in my hand and sniffing another pair of her thongs. My gf likes giving me some of her used lingerie to help me in pleasuring myself. My mom saw me spread naked over the bed and with my gf's thongs and watching at porn, she just turned around and said nothing.

Now things are a bit awkward. What must I do? Any advice? Any similar real life stories that happened to anyone and what did you do? I mean, masturbation is just awesome.

 

[Kamz]

Hey all.

I am a 20 year old male and have been masturbating for 7 years now. I am still living at home with my parents and the other day my mom caught me masturbating with my girlfriend's thong in my hand and sniffing another pair of her thongs. My gf likes giving me some of her used lingerie to help me in pleasuring myself. My mom saw me spread naked over the bed and with my gf's thongs and watching at porn, she just turned around and said nothing.

Now things are a bit awkward. What must I do? Any advice? Any similar real life stories that happened to anyone and what did you do? I mean, masturbation is just awesome.

I m 23 and i have been masturbating since i was 7 but never once been caught...
LOL

u cud ignore the whole incident and i m sure she'll never ask u about it..
but i suggest tht u talk to her...
maybe apologise- well it all depends on her POV in masturbation and ur relationship with her...
I m frm a totally diffren culture- if my mom caught me, i wud evn be able to face her ever agin...

 

[Gus Aspar]

Believe me, your mum knows you've been masturbating, just like all teenage boys do. She's probably wondering how long it's going to be before she catches you fucking your girl friend.

 

[silverwhisper]

if she isn't raising the subject, that means she wishes like hell she hadn't seen it, despite the fact that she knew on some level you were doing something like that. i would recommend following her example and simply ignoring the incident.

on the plus side, that means she'll likely knock next time she wants to enter the room. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

If this were a Lit story, then the next logical step would be to bend Mom over the couch and fuck her in the ass.

Since this is RL, I'd say that there's no need to bring it up. Surely your mom is not so naive as to assume that her 20-year-old son doesn't masturbate, so silverwhisper's approach is probably the way to go here.

 

[GhostRider2099]

hey mate ive been there befour mums caught me posling the weseal b4 and it was akward but she ingonred it so its no biggie. in all i agree with eilan and siverwishper they are bioth right.

 

[johnny37]

Thanks for the advice everyone. I think that the best option would be to just ignore it. So that is what I will do, thanks.

 

[VAiNed1]

I was caught jerking off by my ex-wife's sister several years ago. We were at her house for Easter, and my ex went out to pick up some wine, and 'Nancy' had figured I had gone with her. Well, there I lay in my bed, legs spread, one hand kneading my full balls, the other pumping my shaft -- when the door opening. I had heard the door open, and saw as she stood in the doorway watching for a brief moment. That sent me over the edge, as I emptied my cum all over my stomach and chest.

After my intense orgasm, I hopped in the shower then got dressed and made my way downstairs. Nancy looked at, smiled and said -- "I thought you went to the store 'Jennifer', could I get you something to drink, you must be thirsty" (with a devilish grin followed by a wink).

It was never brought up, but she acted slightly differently around me following that.

Anyways, to answer your question -- let it go, move on. If Mom brings it up, talk about it then.

 

[mtfreckles4]

Yes, I've been caught. My brother in law caught me, made a quick turn and left and we have not discussed it since. I'm sure he does the same thing.
As for my mom? No sorry. I would just pretend like it never happened. What's to talk about? You did what everyone does. Maybe she'll knock from now on.

 

[semen4her]

Hey all.

I am a 20 year old male and have been masturbating for 7 years now. I am still living at home with my parents and the other day my mom caught me masturbating with my girlfriend's thong in my hand and sniffing another pair of her thongs. My gf likes giving me some of her used lingerie to help me in pleasuring myself. My mom saw me spread naked over the bed and with my gf's thongs and watching at porn, she just turned around and said nothing.

Now things are a bit awkward. What must I do? Any advice? Any similar real life stories that happened to anyone and what did you do? I mean, masturbation is just awesome.

Next time ask her to stick a finger in your ass to help you cum faster so that you can still have time to mow the lawn, you lazy perverted fuck!

 

[Palba_Noruda]

I got caught by my roommate freshman year of college. And I was using HIS computer. LOL.

 

[mentionME]

never been caught. however, i have left evidence..i'm sure they've put 2 and 2 together but its an unwritten rule u dont initiate sex talk 2 ur parents

 

[intruder52]

I agree with most here. 20 something males masterbate, the ones that say they don't are lying. Your mom masterbates. She probably excepts this intrutions on your space as an accident and it will not be brouight up again unless you want it to be.

 

[shrek100]

Sorry but that is so Funny!

I got caught on the job but never wanking..... could be worse could have been your mums knickers.

 

[SassySheDevil]

if she isn't raising the subject, that means she wishes like hell she hadn't seen it, despite the fact that she knew on some level you were doing something like that. i would recommend following her example and simply ignoring the incident.

on the plus side, that means she'll likely knock next time she wants to enter the room. :>

ed

As a Mom of a teenager who's caught her son. Yes, just ignore it, walk away. we all know our kids do it, we do it ourselves, it's probably just as akward for her to walk in and see, as for you to have been seen.