Masturbation...

[Eli_Haze]

I was wondering out of pure curiosity, who you think of when masturbating, and what gets you off? Go into more details, if you like.

 

[Bobtoad777]

No One in particular. Usually thinking of a story that I have read. or during the process of reading a story. I also like to have audio stimulation, that is the sounds of a sexy gals voice.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I like to think of George Burns, does that make me a wacko or just unique ?

 

[Eli_Haze]

I like to think of George Burns, does that make me a wacko or just unique ?

Well, i have always believed in pursuit of happiness, so whatever you're into.

 

[Thumper]

Marge Schott!

Hey..she scares the pants off me....and when my pants are off...well then play time....

Really...a lot of times it is some very special ladies right from this very place...

..and sometimes my wife's best friend...No not the charge cards....her friend J...my wife knows this so don't freak out...

some chick out in Kenwood.....hehehe

and...my wife...

 

[forgetunome]

I like to think of George Burns, does that make me a wacko or just unique ?

It's the cigar isn't it?

 

[Nicole]

Okay so you want the truth then do you???

Hold onto your hearts this may shock ... NOT

Havocman, man some of the fantasies I imagine Mmmmmmmmmm Yummy. *wandering off to take care of small problem here*


Hey Hey Hey ... what a sneaky way to get me to admit to masturbating

 

[Vlad]

Almost any lady, but definitely not Janet Reno!

 

[Eli_Haze]

Okay so you want the truth then do you???

Hold onto your hearts this may shock ... NOT

Havocman, man some of the fantasies I imagine Mmmmmmmmmm Yummy. *wandering off to take care of small problem here*


Hey Hey Hey ... what a sneaky way to get me to admit to masturbating

Should I start by saying, "Aussie, aussie, aussie!!!" Oh wait I just did, all right? So Nicole, do you feel like being more detailed?

 

[Nicole]

Be more detailed *looking shocked* HOW???

If you think I'm going to go in to detail of how I masturbate, then I'm sorry to dissapoint and all but, NO WAY.

The fantasies???

Well he knows what they are and lets just say we have a lot in common ... okay?

oh and Eli ... OI OI OI *giggle*

 

[Silverlily]

*wandering off to take care of small problem here*

Glad to see you got that taken care of, I got a little cyber myself.

 

[Eli_Haze]

Just another Haze day...

Be more detailed *looking shocked* HOW???

If you think I'm going to go in to detail of how I masturbate, then I'm sorry to dissapoint and all but, NO WAY.

The fantasies???

Well he knows what they are and lets just say we have a lot in common ... okay?

oh and Eli ... OI OI OI *giggle*

lol, it's cool.

 

[Nicole]

But Kitten that's the thing I DIDN'T get it taken care of *mumbling to self*

Damn it I wish I did

I mean last night should have satisfied me enough but NOoooooooooooooo Nicole has to be horny again today, Damn Damn Damn.

Fucking Hormones *mumble mumble mumble*

Eli I would give you an insight but you see I'm just so sweet and innocent *arghhhhhhhhhh halo chocking me* that people round here might just get shocked *giggle giggle*

Shhhhhhhhhhhh everyone

 

[Eli_Haze]

Nicole

Well Nicole,

it could just be our little secret, I won't tell if you don't tell?

What do you say? ::a light laugh::

 

[OUTSIDER]

when I need it bad I imagine George Burns and Doc Ruth getting it on and bingo there you go instant hard on.

and yes it is the cigar, now if we could just get doc ruth to smoke one as well then we'd have a party.

 

[Ezzie]

I think of

John Rocker! Woohoo! I just love angry, verbally abusive sex!

 

[forgetunome]

when I need it bad I imagine George Burns and Doc Ruth getting it on and bingo there you go instant hard on.

and yes it is the cigar, now if we could just get doc ruth to smoke one as well then we'd have a party.

Now that would be a sight for sore eyes! I don't think I could stop laughing long enough to get myself off! Well maybe your hard on could get me going *wink* *G*

 

[OUTSIDER]

OMG.....

I just thought about what would happen if Maggie Thatcher joined in wearing a strapon, and I came all over myself.....

Gotta go get some kitchen roll to clean the keyboard ( grin ) should've bought that plastic keyboard cover after all, LOL .

 

[R Nitelight]

Masturbation

....oh, Nitelight, you make me so hot. You're the best, Nitelight. Do it to me, Nitelight, do it to me..............



DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER KNOCK!!!!!!!!!
CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[forgetunome]

Woooo Hoooo

I see Nitelight! Motions everybody to the door! Hey...need any help?

Outsider, see you should have bought the plastic cover, there was more than one purpose it served after all!

 

[OUTSIDER]

yeah but it sem's to have improved the action