Masturbation

[Guest]

I was wondering if anyone could give me ideas about ways to jack off, besides just moving my hand up and down??? Help would be greatly appreciated!!!!

 

[Wizard]

I have the best reponse that I have ever heard he on the board a few months ago, I think it may have been Lasher or Xander I may be wrong and I loved it and wish I could take credit for it but I can't. I thought this was a "Classic".
Find a home heating radiator crank it up till it's hot slap two hunks of liver on both sides of the tines ....let it get warm and then go at it.....

See if that one helps you out.

 

[Guest]

They have tons of products out in the adult market like...futurotic pussy's. Made for men who want to jack off. They feel like the real thing and the material is so life like. It's not like the old fake pussy's which felt like big lumps of rubber.

 

[MADDOG]

OK, don't laugh too hard, because this is a trick that is apparently used be those kinky navy boys! Paint the fingernails on your right hand with nailpolish, then lie on that arm until it goes dead. Then place your right hand on your cock and use your left hand to move it around. It's supposed to be like having a woman do it for you because you can't feel your hand, and with the nail polish, it just adds to the illusion (although it's not necessary I guess). I've never tried this, and I doubt I ever will, but it may be what you're looking for!

MADDOG

 

[Matt]

Try a dildo up your arse! Works for me!

 

[Fox]

Personally, I've come to find that a dildo up the ass, moving the the rhythm of your hand on your cock is a good one. Fantastic actually!