Masturbation Tools?

[MissKitty20006]

I'm not talking about the normal tools you can buy at the porn shop. . . just objects around the house. What have you used?

I've been hearing about this thing with Corn on the Cob....is it safe? I've been thinking of trying it.

Hope this is in the right spot!

 

[Keixbra]

Corn on the cob?

Well, I've never heard of it being used but if you think about it, I suppose it would be perfectly safe as long as you got all of the juice out of it. The normal things to use around the house would be showerheads, cucumbers, markers (the bottom of course) and a lot of other things. If you just look at something in your house you can probably think of something that can be done in a sexual way with it.

 

[glynndah]

I'm not talking about the normal tools you can buy at the porn shop. . . just objects around the house. What have you used?

I've been hearing about this thing with Corn on the Cob....is it safe? I've been thinking of trying it.

Hope this is in the right spot!

I'd be sure to use a condom. You don't want one of those kernels coming loose and lodging up there. You could be setting yourself up for a nasty (and potentially embarrassing) infection.

 

[Lurnk]

Things around the house: pillows, the arms of upholstered chairs and couches, balled up socks, showerhead, tub faucet, electric toothbrush...anything which doesn't have sharp or jagged edges would probably work, depending on how you want to use it.

The corn cob sounds interesting, good texture and whatnot, but as glynndah said, put a condom over it to be safe.

Have fun.



Lurnk.

 

[Monazwx]

I think that there's a thread around here sonewhere that has suggestions for things around the house that can be used. Do a seach, it was a good thread.

 

[Ast87]

Electric toothbrush all the way!

 

[Dragonteeth]

I'd be sure to use a condom. You don't want one of those kernels coming loose and lodging up there. You could be setting yourself up for a nasty (and potentially embarrassing) infection.

I'd suggest that you use a condom on almost ANYTHING...

I heard a story of a couple who used a cucumber and it "Shattered" under the stress.

They had to use a teaspoon to get all the bits out...

Much easiter to recover if it's in a condom to begin with.

 

[Eilan]

Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

 

[midwestyankee]

Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

Ahh yes, I remember this one.

Folks, we were only kidding when we talked about using axle grease.

 

[Eilan]

Folks, we were only kidding when we talked about using axle grease.

Now you tell us.

 

[arenth8]

Toys

Best one I ever came up with was one of those inflatable water wings for the kids. You know, the kind you blow up and slide on to their arms. I would blow it up as much as possible, lube my dick and slide it in. (I think I need to go buy another set of those things)