Masturbation Question

[Guest]

Here's the thing...i've been masturbating for quite sometime like any man would. The only problem is i dont masturbate the standard way. I can do it sitting up and stroking my cock, but it takes me a lot longer to cum. I usually lie down, wrap my hand around my cock and then pump my cock in and out of my hand without moving it. Is this at all normal or am i a freak of nature?

 

[Guru]

 

[Problem Child]

What if everyone on this thread says you are a freak? Is that going to make you change the way you jerk off?

Go eat some cheese or something.

 

[Saint Peter]

Get a blow up doll. You have to work at fucking up fucking a blow up doll.

 

[Rhys]

Better still, go get an I love Ewe...

then you can truely be a freak

 

[Guru]