Masturbate and make it feel real?!

[PsychoMantis]

Here we go The ultimate loser who was a virgin until last year has over much time achieved a way to make masturbation feel as good as sex, maybe my first time was bad then? or maybe I just have so much exp. in mast. that i am an expert? If anyone wishes to hear the way I will post it, just ask. But I am curious if you have found what you think is the "way" girls can post too but I really don't know much about female mast. not being a girl and all. ::winks::


suffice it to say i am bored so i am starting this thread. ::shrugs:: gives ya something to think about.

 

[Belilica]

I'm not so sure there is a way, tho you can have fun trying different things

 

[Lust Engine]

I'm not so sure there is a way, tho you can have fun trying different things

Wow Bel...you actually understood that? I'm still scratching my head trying to read all those run-on sentences.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I agree Lust E. His syntax leaves something to be desired. Maybe he was "busy" when he wrote that.


-kym- I love the REAL thing!!

 

[Lust Engine]

I agree Lust E. His syntax leaves something to be desired. Maybe he was "busy" when he wrote that.

-kym- I love the REAL thing!!

Typing furiously one handed you mean?!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Typing furiously one handed you mean?!

Or....his feet???

 

[Lust Engine]

Or....his feet???

Now that's talented!

As long as it's not with a prehensile tail, I'm not gonna worry too much.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Now that's talented!

As long as it's not with a prehensile tail, I'm not gonna worry too much.

Rotflmao Lust E!!! Glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read that. You are too funny!

 

[funwdi]

There is a toy that guys can use...I forget what it's called. But this toy is a gelly tube that is textured on the inside. Men can put their penis in and rub it up and down the shaft. I heard that it makes masturbation more exciting...I don't know if anything could be as great as having sex for men, because I'm a woman! Just trying to help!
If you want to know the name of the toy, I can try to find out for you.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

There is a toy that guys can use...I forget what it's called. But this toy is a gelly tube that is textured on the inside. Men can put their penis in and rub it up and down the shaft. I heard that it makes masturbation more exciting...I don't know if anything could be as great as having sex for men, because I'm a woman! Just trying to help!
If you want to know the name of the toy, I can try to find out for you.

I believe they're called 'pocket pussies'.

 

[sheath]

Yeah...they are called 'pocket pussies'. The cyberskin ones apparently feel ALMOST exactly like the real thing. The material warms almost instantly to touch, and the friction of a man moving in and out makes it warmer...it has a little place in the top to insert the lube, which makes it wet and slick all through the inside.

Now, the cybercock...that's an amazing invention.

S.

 

[Belilica]

Wow Bel...you actually understood that? I'm still scratching my head trying to read all those run-on sentences.

Well, I skimmed it, and actually read it after posting. I thought I knew, but I'm not sure...

 

[Wiggles]

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[BlueDaisy]

Give the guy a break, folks; he's a newbie. I knew what he was saying, and I'd like to know what his methods are.

Now...if any females have a wonderful way to make masturbation feel more like cunnilingus, let me know! LOL!

Blue

 

[Master Brian]

There is also the Fleshlight, which looks like a flashlight, hence the name. It has interchangable 'entrances'.