Master of the House

Eumenides

I Am Little Spoon
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It's stuck in my brain.

ANd I'm singing again. I think that's violating a court order.

Help?!!
 
Damn your nails are sexy PV.

Why is your hand in a sandal?
 
Thanks, kitty momma! That's not my hand, though.

And I can't seem to figure out why my shoes don't fit.
 
Madame Thernadier and her hubby sing it.

I want to be Madame Thernadier.

Then I can sing...Hypocrite and toady and inebriate...
 
Comforter, Philosopher and Life long friend...

Everybody raise a glass (raise it up the master's arse)

Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house...
 
...cunning little brain,
Regular Voltaire,
Thinks he's quite a lover,
but there's not much there...
 
When it comes to fixing prices,
There are lot's of tricks he knows...
 
EVERYBODY RAISE A GLASS TO THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE!

:D





















okay, now I can't get it out of my head. I'll be Les Miserable for the rest of the morning!
 
I like them in the sewer,

Most of them are goner's, so they won't miss much...
 
I used to dream
That I would meet a prince
But God Almighty,
Have you seen what's happened since?
`Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
 
Private Vasquez said:
Thanks, kitty momma! That's not my hand, though.

And I can't seem to figure out why my shoes don't fit.

:eek: OMG, those are TOES. I thought it was fingers in some kind of device for holding your hand while you got a manicure. Can you tell it has been a million years since I went to get one myself?
 
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