Mastectomies

So what youre saying is, you haven't had a mastectomy nor do you know anyone who has, but you do know of people with big tits.

What I was saying is that now the problem of having to have a mastectomy is no longer limited to adult women. Now our young girls, ages 8 to 21 are having them.
 
45 years ago, you were fireman, army, lawyer and a psychologist. just stick to a single lie, dude.

I'm a polymath.

A polymath (Greek: πολυμαθής, polymathēs, "having learned much") is a person whose expertise spans a significant number of different subject areas; such a person is known to draw on complex bodies of knowledge to solve specific problems.
 
Males have less problems with mastectomies than lesbians do. No tits is the kiss of death with a girlfriend.

Not necessarily. I had a double mastectomy 8 years ago without reconstruction and my wife of 21 years is still here. Unless your girlfriend is shallow it can be worked through.
 
Not necessarily. I had a double mastectomy 8 years ago without reconstruction and my wife of 21 years is still here. Unless your girlfriend is shallow it can be worked through.

Millions play the lottery and a few win.

One year my grapes produced 2 harvests because of a rare weather event. And this year my lemons are the size of softballs. It happens.

So youre an ace wife picker or you got lucky. Congratulations either way.
 
There's an 11-year old boy in Manchester:

" first child in UK to undergo a mastectomy
Brave 11-year-old Lewis Deakin, from Wythenshawe, Manchester, suffers from a rare condition which causes him to grow benign tumours in the arteries in his chest.

"He was a bit daunted by it all at first and he wouldn't show anyone the scar. But now he tells all the girls at school 'I've been bitten by a shark'. He says it's a real pulling machine!"
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