Massage vs. Oral Sex

Ok, Miles I have a problem again. Except for Pippin and Fiddler...I don't know alllllllll the words to anything esle. Let me see what I can do.


I'm a superstar
From top to bottom
As any idiot can see
If you want credentials
Man, I got 'em
And that goes double for me
Anywhere we've ever went
We've had adoring fans scream
Since we come to represent
The American dream

Cameras flash, people cheer
Every time I appear
What have I got
That makes me use
A solid gold record
And solid silver platform shoes

Sold out concert in the park
Cover of time and after dark
I've got more fame than I can use
Got a solid gold record
And solid silver platform shoes

I don't care if they rip the street up
Probably be too heavy to lift my feet up
Long as I can say each time I start out
Bette Middler eat your heart out

Now, I didn't make it over night
I had to struggle, I had to fight
I'm almost nineteen
I've earned my dues
For a solid gold record
And solid silver platform shoes

How much more of this can you take?
Alice Cooper, hang up your snake

When I die on a train
Truckin' on through the valley
All of my fame will be no use
How could old St. Peter refuse her darling
If and when he sees her super-starlet
Super flat silver platform shoes

~ The Magic Show

I saw this show twice on Broadway. I have the original cast recording that I bought at the theater in 1974 sitting right here. I can't play it ;) it's vinyl. I have it on MP3 also, the thing is though, after 28 years of listening to this song, I'm not sure what those blue words really are. :(
 
Placing an egalitarian order...

Lavy, I'll go for the soixante-neuf, s'il vous plait!
 
Well, as much as I love a massage-deep tissue, or sensual - I gotta say that oral sex is better. Especially given my current situation.
 
gods, are you nuts? massage any day. besides, massages always lead to full-out sex!
 
Shila said:
gods, are you nuts? massage any day. besides, massages always lead to full-out sex!

HA! I'm at 0/53, Shila. I was one of the most popular guys on my campus, simply because I could be trusted NOT to automatically "go for the gusto"

Sucks being a gentleman :)

And I don't give ANY massages that are shorter than 40 mins.

*chuckles*

Bring the oil. :p
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Getting head fixes one problem for a short time

A good massage can keep me going for days.
Hmmm. Well. I'd put it like this:

Getting and giving good oral sex fixes one problem for a short time and can leave a glow of contentment and emotional well-being that lasts for much longer.

A good massage can keep me going for days.

Tomorrow, all day and into the night, Creidhne and i will be together, just us and all our toys. Think either of us will be asking the other if they want just a massage?

The two are different beasts.
One you pay for and its purpose is to help you relax, perhaps to relieve some muscular strain.
The other is a form of deeply intimate sharing between you and another - oddly (happily), it too helps you relax and can relieve some muscular strain.

They aren't an either/or type of choice.
Least, not for us.
:cool:


(I'm going back to my offline vacation now. See you next week when i return home.)
 
Gee, Miles doesn't check back to see if his musical requests are filled. My apologies to the rest of you go on massaging and having oral sex, I'll refrain from singing. :)
 
can't decide

I can't decide between a massage or oral sex? Massaging her on her back while naked and soothing the tensions on her back is nice, but it leads to the tip of my tool stroking her valley.

With oral sex, it just leads into a sixty-nine, where I would tenderly stroke and lash that junction of hers' for more minutes than I count count with hands and toes, ahhhh!


So, I guess either or is great, but there are times when you just want to focus on the body and receive a massage that will leave you walking out the door feeling like a million bucks.
 
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