Massage Parlors
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SmirkingJack
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Well im on the other side of the nation..NYC but there are a ton of places here.
I have tried a bunch..they are listed in The Village Voice and other free rags like that...
I went to one that was very medical in apperance, and it was great..I actually ended up kind of having a relationship with the chinese woman there..I saw her on an off over a year and eventually she came to my house, and we just sucked and fucked and massaged...no money involved...she was sweet.
I have been to some that are very sexual..you go shower, sauna, then a woman gives you a table shower, then you have the pick of the girls and got get a 40 min massage follwed by a handjob...
expect the massage to be about 70 and the happy ending should be about a 40 dollar tip, and some places offer much more, like sucking and fucking for more money..
Good luck
When hunting just look in the free papers...its the best place to start...or in a swinger guide or something. Also look online...try www.craigslist.org and click on your city...
good luck and let us know how it goes.
Well im on the other side of the nation..NYC but there are a ton of places here.
I have tried a bunch..they are listed in The Village Voice and other free rags like that...
I went to one that was very medical in apperance, and it was great..I actually ended up kind of having a relationship with the chinese woman there..I saw her on an off over a year and eventually she came to my house, and we just sucked and fucked and massaged...no money involved...she was sweet.
I have been to some that are very sexual..you go shower, sauna, then a woman gives you a table shower, then you have the pick of the girls and got get a 40 min massage follwed by a handjob...
expect the massage to be about 70 and the happy ending should be about a 40 dollar tip, and some places offer much more, like sucking and fucking for more money..
Good luck
When hunting just look in the free papers...its the best place to start...or in a swinger guide or something. Also look online...try www.craigslist.org and click on your city...
good luck and let us know how it goes.
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When I started college I went out and took two seperate courses, one for massage therapy and one for bartending (figured I could land on eiher one, if my major goes south). So, I tried the massage therapist certification out first. BIG MISTAKE. I got a job at a parlour that is in a decent neighborhood, so I figured what the hell... little did I know.
My first "client" was a man about 3 times my age who came in and immediatley got undressed in front of me! I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do... he said to me "Oral Only"
WHATTTTT?! I screwed outta there at a bat outta hell... you would think that it would make me afraid of penis' but...
it hasn't.
I couldn't believe what had happened. I wasn't aware at all that this sort of stuff went on there... and the lady who hired me gave me NO heads up about it.
My first "client" was a man about 3 times my age who came in and immediatley got undressed in front of me! I was so shocked, I didn't know what to do... he said to me "Oral Only"
WHATTTTT?! I screwed outta there at a bat outta hell... you would think that it would make me afraid of penis' but...
it hasn't.I couldn't believe what had happened. I wasn't aware at all that this sort of stuff went on there... and the lady who hired me gave me NO heads up about it.
SmirkingJack
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I haven't seen anyone be that flagrant..I never ask for one..I let them give me the go ahead by teasing me a bit or they just out right ask...I love massage as much as I love handjobs...so I'm happy with or without it...but when I asked I say "hells yeah!"
Sorry you had a bad experience....
Sorry you had a bad experience....
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I should a known SmirkingJack would have the East coast corner on the MP market, what with all his GREAT Big Apple Glory hole stories!
My experieneces in MPs have all been positive, but not all erotic. Funny thing, the massage always sucks big time, which is a primary clue as to knowing what kind of place it is. If the massage is bad, chance are you'll get a hand job. Ironic, eh? The other clue (at least in L.A.) is if the massusse sez something like "First time here?" or "Been here before?" Because at least out here, they think everyone is a cop. So you say, "Oh no, I come here all the time." For some reason, this makes them loosen up. I usually get a hand job, but I've been offered everything, usually my choice. Odd thing is, with me, the most erotic part is not knowing "will she or won't she?" It's exciting to have her start rubbing your back then your ass, and then reaching to rub your cock. If I know it's a done deal, it's not quite as exciting. As far as cumming goes, MANY times it's awful. Either it's obvious that the woman (mostly Koreans) isn't into it, or they just don't know how to give hand job. Out of maybe 10 visits over the past few years, most of them have been dissapointing, orgasmically. I'm always horny and excited going in, but when I leave, I invariably go "Well that was a waste of money."
My experieneces in MPs have all been positive, but not all erotic. Funny thing, the massage always sucks big time, which is a primary clue as to knowing what kind of place it is. If the massage is bad, chance are you'll get a hand job. Ironic, eh? The other clue (at least in L.A.) is if the massusse sez something like "First time here?" or "Been here before?" Because at least out here, they think everyone is a cop. So you say, "Oh no, I come here all the time." For some reason, this makes them loosen up. I usually get a hand job, but I've been offered everything, usually my choice. Odd thing is, with me, the most erotic part is not knowing "will she or won't she?" It's exciting to have her start rubbing your back then your ass, and then reaching to rub your cock. If I know it's a done deal, it's not quite as exciting. As far as cumming goes, MANY times it's awful. Either it's obvious that the woman (mostly Koreans) isn't into it, or they just don't know how to give hand job. Out of maybe 10 visits over the past few years, most of them have been dissapointing, orgasmically. I'm always horny and excited going in, but when I leave, I invariably go "Well that was a waste of money."
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SmirkingJack
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I have had a woman give me the handjob while not interested in it..I mean she would have to be a good actress to pull of that she wasnt doing it for the money. But I get off on the fact that she is servicing me.
None of these girls really want to...I mean I;ve been complimented by them before which I think is above and beyond the call of duty for them. I have a nice sized cock and sometimes hear that...or that I have good control. I'm in no rush to cum when I'm laying back on the table with her topless between my legs stroking me. If I'm paying for I either watch her and relax or just close my eyes and focus on the feeling.
If in LA from what I've heard the good parlors are in The Valley and Studio City.
in NY I reccomend The Voice and craigslist.org
So any NY ladies want to try it out for fun..PM me.
I have had a woman give me the handjob while not interested in it..I mean she would have to be a good actress to pull of that she wasnt doing it for the money. But I get off on the fact that she is servicing me.
None of these girls really want to...I mean I;ve been complimented by them before which I think is above and beyond the call of duty for them. I have a nice sized cock and sometimes hear that...or that I have good control. I'm in no rush to cum when I'm laying back on the table with her topless between my legs stroking me. If I'm paying for I either watch her and relax or just close my eyes and focus on the feeling.
If in LA from what I've heard the good parlors are in The Valley and Studio City.
in NY I reccomend The Voice and craigslist.org
So any NY ladies want to try it out for fun..PM me.
docisin
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I agree on the complimenting thing. For me it can make all the difference. Same with lap dances. no one's kidding anyone here; they're all in it for the money, and no girl wants to do it. But if they SEEM interested, or give compliments, it makes it so much better for me, and I'm liable to loosen up the wallet that much more. I remember a latina with big tits who really seemed interested in jacking me off, and it was great, and she was rewarded...other times, if they're bored, I cum and I'm off faster than a new bride's panties...and they get little of my $$$. You'd think they'd learn
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So Doc...
If its a poor handjob...whats the tip?
And if its really nice?
I go $40 for a plain jane stroke me...
I have gone as high as $100 but I was really into the girl and she stripped and slid her oiled body all over and kissed me and bit my ears and nipples while jerking me off..she lick my balls ans shaft a bit to...I came a gallon...
*sighs* I hate being broke...I'd be with her right now...
I still have her #
So Doc...
If its a poor handjob...whats the tip?
And if its really nice?
I go $40 for a plain jane stroke me...
I have gone as high as $100 but I was really into the girl and she stripped and slid her oiled body all over and kissed me and bit my ears and nipples while jerking me off..she lick my balls ans shaft a bit to...I came a gallon...
*sighs* I hate being broke...I'd be with her right now...
I still have her #
docisin
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Seems like that'd be worth $100 to me!
I remember the first time, the Korean girl ripped open her shirt and started stroking my cock with her tits. Then she started licking my shaft (which kind of freaked me out, it being my first time), she knew just what to do. The initial price was $40 for 1/2 hour, then after they do me, I usually give them a $20. There were some times where the girl was so lame, and so uninterested I left without giving them anything. Almost always they'll do ya first, and then take whatever you give them. One woman wanted money up front, and seemed really sincere when she told me she stroked off some guy, who then told her he left his money in the car, and would be "right back." So, needless to say, he bolted. I guess she was trying to avoid that. I hate paying up front; even though I know it's prostitution, paying up front REALLY feels like it's prostitution; paying after seems like a tip for good service. Can you imagine going into a restaurant, and having the waitress tell you how much it's going to cost upfront to serve you? Anyway, I try to take care of the nice ones, because almost all of them are just trying to make a living....
I remember the first time, the Korean girl ripped open her shirt and started stroking my cock with her tits. Then she started licking my shaft (which kind of freaked me out, it being my first time), she knew just what to do. The initial price was $40 for 1/2 hour, then after they do me, I usually give them a $20. There were some times where the girl was so lame, and so uninterested I left without giving them anything. Almost always they'll do ya first, and then take whatever you give them. One woman wanted money up front, and seemed really sincere when she told me she stroked off some guy, who then told her he left his money in the car, and would be "right back." So, needless to say, he bolted. I guess she was trying to avoid that. I hate paying up front; even though I know it's prostitution, paying up front REALLY feels like it's prostitution; paying after seems like a tip for good service. Can you imagine going into a restaurant, and having the waitress tell you how much it's going to cost upfront to serve you? Anyway, I try to take care of the nice ones, because almost all of them are just trying to make a living....
