Mass Deportation Alert!

AceDesSpades

Ramblin'Gamblin'Man
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Canadians are fleeing!
Silly gooses.

They didn't get the Glow Ball Warning...

They missed out on the green new deal, the dodos, carrier pigeons...

They left quite the stinky-poo mess behind; treated my lawn like a chessboard...

All the young dudes, strutting pigeons, now knocking down all the pieces, they carry the news...,

 
Mickey Mouse is dead
Got kicked in the head
Cos people got too serious
They planned out what they said
They couldn't take the fantasy
Tried to accept reality
Analyzed the laughs
Cos pleasure comes in halves
The purity of comedy
They had to take it seriously
Changed the words around
Tried to make it look profound
The comedian is onstage
Pisstaking for a wage
The critics think he's great
But the laughter turns to hate

Mickey Mouse is on TV
And the kids stare at the screen
But the pictures are all black and white
And the words don't mean a thing
Cos Mummy's got no money
And Daddy is in jail
He couldn't afford the license
She can't afford the bail

The kids out in the road
Their minds have all gone cold
Cos Mickey Mouse is dead
They shot him through the head
With ignorance and scorn
They believed in something new
They read the papers, watched the films
And thought they knew the truth
🙃😁
 
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