“I want a cow.” Yaagro said evenly, his voice undercut with the normal tone of blunt stupidity that normally was its pitch. He was broad shouldered and dull looking, with a sloping brow and one cycloptic eye in the middle of his head that identified him immediately as a Worker Martian. Born stronger and…less brainy than other Martians, the Workers would…well, work, making use of their physical gifts while being supervised with those of a more cerebral capacity.
Cevail rolled his pale yellow eyes at his dullard of a friend. “How many times do I have to tell you? We are not going to Earth to pick up a cow for you to mutilate.” Cevail was from the second class of Martian society; The Administrators. Charming and ever socially graceful, they were the leaders of the people, serving as diplomats and motivators. Cevail, like most Administrators, was tall, confident and handsome, with neatly groomed fire engine red hair and a tongue that was actually the color of silver.
Yaagro was visibly upset, and shrugged his broad shoulders with a grunt. “Wasn’t gonna mutilate it…just…play with it. Play rough with cow.”
“Well, the last thing you played rough with took the cleaning robots 5 hours to disinfect.” Zeem was of the third class, the Thinkers, who would sort things out and build all manner of fascinating machinery. He was small and had a bit of a large cranium, his features delicate and slight. On his nose sat a pair of glasses that seemed oddly large for his tiny, bead like eyes. He was overlooking the navigation map with his usual scrutiny. “We’re almost orbiting Earth.” He turned to Cevail calmly. “Now maybe you can tell us exactly why you dragged us out here?”
Cevail grinned, displaying perfect and pearly white teeth. “We’re gonna get a girl.” He said mischievously.
“A girl cow?” Yaagro perked up like an earth-child on Christmas.
The suave Administrator sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “No, still no cows, Yaagro.” He turned excitedly to his friends and began to gesture about as he spoke. “Do you guys know what day it is? The summer cycle is almost over. That means we enter a work cycle! That means Yaagro goes back to the Lytonium Mines, Zeem returns to the Uberphysics Academy, and I go back to the Martian Senate!”
“Of course.” Zeem said evenly. “We have a summer cycle of relaxation and enjoyment, and then a cycle of work. It’s been the Martian way for eons.”
“Right! So, I think that it’s only right that we end our Summer cycle with a bang, and get ourselves an Earth girl.”
“You mean, like a pet?” Yaagro said, scratching his broad, dumb head.
“He means like a sex slave.” Zeem said with a smirk.
“Well, you’re both kinda sorta right, actually.” Cevail said with a grin.
“Absolutely not. We can’t just go abducting Earthlings. If we get caught, we will be brought before the council and promptly sent to the Ion Furnaces. You know the law.” Zeem countered, always one to douse Cevail’s enthusiasm with coldest water.
“Who said anything about Abduction?” Cevail was in rare form when he entered a debate with someone, and his words flowed like Jupiter bottled honey. “I merely suggest that we pick up a lonely, underappreciated Earth girl, and have fun with her before depositing her safely back at home and returning to our boring, emotionless Work Cycle is all. We won’t keep anyone who doesn’t want to stay.”
The two Martians looked at each other for a moment. Yaagro was easy to convince, and would go along with anything that didn’t require too much thinking, but Zeem was the disciplinarian of the group. “I don’t know about this…” He said sternly.
“Zeem, you spent your ENTIRE Summer cycle studying for your return to the Academy. If ANYONE needs a pair of boobs in their face, it’s you.” Cevail argued.
The smallest Martian straightened his glasses. “We have a variety of virtual reality pornography programs that can easily accommodate any desire you might have right here on this ship, Cevail, without need of dragging us across the galaxy to indulge yourself.”
“Bah!” Cevail waved his hand dismissively. “I have sat through those virtual reality programs so long that I can recite them from memory. I’m talking about a REAL girl, here. Besides that, it’s not just about me. It’s a BONDING experience with us friends! Come on, we’ll keep her for a week, and ONLY if she agrees to stay.”
Zeem considered the plan, mulling it over in his expansive cranium. “ONLY if she agrees to stay.”
Yaagro nodded. “If I can’t have girl cow, then I’ll take girl, I guess…”
Cevail grinned and darted over to the ship’s teleporter, jabbing away at the buttons on it. “Okay, what kind of girls do you guys want? We can put them into this search filter, and the teleporter will zap one up to us fitting the description!”
Zeem pondered the inquiry before responding. “I’d like a girl more my height. Yes, that would be fine.”
“HAW HAW HAW!” Yaagro bellowed. “You is small and puny!”
“Shush!” Cevail jabbed in the search phrases. “Okay, so she’ll be small. Speaking for myself, I want a girl who is an absolute, complete and total nymphomaniac. Martian girls are so formal and uptight!” His fingers flew across the keyboard as he turned to their dumb third. “Yaagro? What do you want her to be like?”
The brutish Martian Worker blinked his one cycloptic eye and took a deep breath. “I want her to have big, big boobs!” He smiled stupidly, holding his meaty palms in front of his chest and pumping air with his fingers.
“Okay! And thanks for the visual, there, Yaag.” Cevail typed quickly. “One short, busty nymphomaniac, coming up!” And he pressed the teleport button, causing the small booth to crackle with a blinding flash of energy and a pulse of arcing electricity as the incredible machine plucked a suitable candidate straight from the surface of the Earth…
Cevail rolled his pale yellow eyes at his dullard of a friend. “How many times do I have to tell you? We are not going to Earth to pick up a cow for you to mutilate.” Cevail was from the second class of Martian society; The Administrators. Charming and ever socially graceful, they were the leaders of the people, serving as diplomats and motivators. Cevail, like most Administrators, was tall, confident and handsome, with neatly groomed fire engine red hair and a tongue that was actually the color of silver.
Yaagro was visibly upset, and shrugged his broad shoulders with a grunt. “Wasn’t gonna mutilate it…just…play with it. Play rough with cow.”
“Well, the last thing you played rough with took the cleaning robots 5 hours to disinfect.” Zeem was of the third class, the Thinkers, who would sort things out and build all manner of fascinating machinery. He was small and had a bit of a large cranium, his features delicate and slight. On his nose sat a pair of glasses that seemed oddly large for his tiny, bead like eyes. He was overlooking the navigation map with his usual scrutiny. “We’re almost orbiting Earth.” He turned to Cevail calmly. “Now maybe you can tell us exactly why you dragged us out here?”
Cevail grinned, displaying perfect and pearly white teeth. “We’re gonna get a girl.” He said mischievously.
“A girl cow?” Yaagro perked up like an earth-child on Christmas.
The suave Administrator sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “No, still no cows, Yaagro.” He turned excitedly to his friends and began to gesture about as he spoke. “Do you guys know what day it is? The summer cycle is almost over. That means we enter a work cycle! That means Yaagro goes back to the Lytonium Mines, Zeem returns to the Uberphysics Academy, and I go back to the Martian Senate!”
“Of course.” Zeem said evenly. “We have a summer cycle of relaxation and enjoyment, and then a cycle of work. It’s been the Martian way for eons.”
“Right! So, I think that it’s only right that we end our Summer cycle with a bang, and get ourselves an Earth girl.”
“You mean, like a pet?” Yaagro said, scratching his broad, dumb head.
“He means like a sex slave.” Zeem said with a smirk.
“Well, you’re both kinda sorta right, actually.” Cevail said with a grin.
“Absolutely not. We can’t just go abducting Earthlings. If we get caught, we will be brought before the council and promptly sent to the Ion Furnaces. You know the law.” Zeem countered, always one to douse Cevail’s enthusiasm with coldest water.
“Who said anything about Abduction?” Cevail was in rare form when he entered a debate with someone, and his words flowed like Jupiter bottled honey. “I merely suggest that we pick up a lonely, underappreciated Earth girl, and have fun with her before depositing her safely back at home and returning to our boring, emotionless Work Cycle is all. We won’t keep anyone who doesn’t want to stay.”
The two Martians looked at each other for a moment. Yaagro was easy to convince, and would go along with anything that didn’t require too much thinking, but Zeem was the disciplinarian of the group. “I don’t know about this…” He said sternly.
“Zeem, you spent your ENTIRE Summer cycle studying for your return to the Academy. If ANYONE needs a pair of boobs in their face, it’s you.” Cevail argued.
The smallest Martian straightened his glasses. “We have a variety of virtual reality pornography programs that can easily accommodate any desire you might have right here on this ship, Cevail, without need of dragging us across the galaxy to indulge yourself.”
“Bah!” Cevail waved his hand dismissively. “I have sat through those virtual reality programs so long that I can recite them from memory. I’m talking about a REAL girl, here. Besides that, it’s not just about me. It’s a BONDING experience with us friends! Come on, we’ll keep her for a week, and ONLY if she agrees to stay.”
Zeem considered the plan, mulling it over in his expansive cranium. “ONLY if she agrees to stay.”
Yaagro nodded. “If I can’t have girl cow, then I’ll take girl, I guess…”
Cevail grinned and darted over to the ship’s teleporter, jabbing away at the buttons on it. “Okay, what kind of girls do you guys want? We can put them into this search filter, and the teleporter will zap one up to us fitting the description!”
Zeem pondered the inquiry before responding. “I’d like a girl more my height. Yes, that would be fine.”
“HAW HAW HAW!” Yaagro bellowed. “You is small and puny!”
“Shush!” Cevail jabbed in the search phrases. “Okay, so she’ll be small. Speaking for myself, I want a girl who is an absolute, complete and total nymphomaniac. Martian girls are so formal and uptight!” His fingers flew across the keyboard as he turned to their dumb third. “Yaagro? What do you want her to be like?”
The brutish Martian Worker blinked his one cycloptic eye and took a deep breath. “I want her to have big, big boobs!” He smiled stupidly, holding his meaty palms in front of his chest and pumping air with his fingers.
“Okay! And thanks for the visual, there, Yaag.” Cevail typed quickly. “One short, busty nymphomaniac, coming up!” And he pressed the teleport button, causing the small booth to crackle with a blinding flash of energy and a pulse of arcing electricity as the incredible machine plucked a suitable candidate straight from the surface of the Earth…
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