Martha Steward on Acid

[Guest]

Sex and drugs and rock and roll!

*cooking while sewing an entire wardrobe for the week, then decorating my entire household while watering my vegetable and flower garden. After that I'll be mowing the lawn in between putting on a roof to my garage, then I plan on building a new kitchen. (complete with my own personal set of dish towles and plateware. Next week I'm starting my own set of cookware.....keep watch for them!) When I'm finished with all of these projects, I think I'll build a new jacuzzi in the back yard. The old one isn't sending enough powerful jets to my pussy. I like to get off once in a while.....ooops, did I say that?*

 

[Guest]

all without eating or sleeping...

 

[Guest]

all without eating or sleeping...

I said I was cooking. Didn't think to mention my personal bed sheets, complete with monograms and matching curtains. A girl must get her beauty sleep.

Moon

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Uhmmmm...when will you have time for some mad, passionate sex with me. I thought we had a date?

 

[cybergirly]

Don't forget you have to prune the rose bushes, go tap the maple tree out back (you have to have that fresh syrup), plan 3 weddings, jog 27 miles and personally save Kmart!

 

[Guest]

Uhmmmm...when will you have time for some mad, passionate sex with me. I thought we had a date?

Oh, I wouldn't forget our date! We can see each other between sewing the curtains and watering the lawn! I have you penciled in!

(and canceling all other activities the next day)

Moon

 

[Guest]

Don't forget you have to prune the rose bushes, go tap the maple tree out back (you have to have that fresh syrup), plan 3 weddings, jog 27 miles and personally save Kmart!

Those are next week's activities. I girl must have some fun!

Moon

 

[cybergirly]

Those are next week's activities. I girl must have some fun!

Moon

What? Next week! I'm disappointed!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Oh, I wouldn't forget our date! We can see each other between sewing the curtains and watering the lawn! I have you penciled in!

(and canceling all other activities the next day)

Moon

Good plan, cause we will still be at it the next day...and the next...

 

[Guest]

Good plan, cause we will still be at it the next day...and the next...

Damn!

*running to my books and cancelling the whole week*

Moon

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Damn!

*running to my books and cancelling the whole week*

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Dont feel bad. Thats why Marthas business went in the tank...too much Wolfhound

 

[Guest]

Dont feel bad. Thats why Marthas business went in the tank...too much Wolfhound

Mmmm, baby

*setting up a CFO/controller to handle my business while I go Wolfhounding*

Moon