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“You didn’t invite us here just for a barbeque. What’s up, Boss?”
It was Johnny Bono, Mattya Siracusa’s lieutenant.
“Some business to discuss. We won’t be heard here,” Mattya responded as he flipped the coils of cervellata on the grill.
Johnny wondered why Vinny Cefalu was the only other guy there, after all he was just a soldier.
“So what is it?” Johnny asked.
“It’s O’Hallan, the lawyer.”
“Yeah? He’s been a good mouthpiece for us, Boss. What’s the problem?”
“He is good. Very good.”
“That’s right,” Vinny chimed in. “He got me off on that first degree charge. Maybe it really was self-defence.”
“It could have been,” Mattya declared. “O’Hallan’s honest. That’s one of the things that makes him good.”
“What else, Boss?” Vinny asked.
“He’s smart. Real smart,” Johnny offered.
“And he knows a lot,” added the Boss.
Before Vinny could say anything else, Mattya added, “that, and him being honest could be a problem.”
“You want I should off him, Boss?” Vinny inquired.
“No,” replied Mattya, sounding both emphatic and exasperated. “He’s too good to lose. We need to make him one of us.”
“But he’s honest,” protested Vinny. “He’ll never be a made man!”
“Right” said Johnny, “what did you have in mind, Boss?”
“He’s single. Let’s get him married into the family.”
“Good idea, but to who?”
“How about Joey Gelato’s girl? She’s hot,” Vinny suggested.
Mattya glared at him. “We need to get him a wife, not some bimbo whore. Giuseppina’s been a cumslut since . . .” He trailed off.
“Well, Boss, maybe should ask the women. Our wives are inside. They’ll have an idea, Johnny proposed.
“I asked my Maria about it last night. She says we need a good-looking girl, sexy, but not a slut, and smart, too. He wouldn’t go near an airhead except for a one-nighter. Maria says.”
“Did she have any one in mind,” asked Vinny.
“Yeah.” Mattya responded. “Natalia.”
Vinny’s face turned red.
“My Natalia? No way. She’s still my little girl. He’s old enough to be her father!”
Ah! Johnny thought, now understanding why Vinny was here. “She ain’t little, Vinny.” he said. “She’s going on twenty-one. And she good-looking. And smart. There ain’t no other girl in the family who’s finishing a college degree.”
“No, not my little Natalia,” Vinny repeated. “Her mother would never agree to it anyway.”
“Remember, Vinny,” Johnny chided, “he saved you from a heavy sentence. And you owe it to the Boss. To the family.”
Mattya looked over to the back porch. The women were just coming out. Maria smiled and nodded to him.
“Guess what,” he challenged Vinny, “her Mom thinks it’s a good idea.”
Vinny looked over at Caterina. She smiled and nodded to him.
“You and Caterina tell Natalia, and then get started on how to make it happen. Now let’s eat.”
Mattya piled the cervellata on a platter and headed towards the picnic table.
It was Johnny Bono, Mattya Siracusa’s lieutenant.
“Some business to discuss. We won’t be heard here,” Mattya responded as he flipped the coils of cervellata on the grill.
Johnny wondered why Vinny Cefalu was the only other guy there, after all he was just a soldier.
“So what is it?” Johnny asked.
“It’s O’Hallan, the lawyer.”
“Yeah? He’s been a good mouthpiece for us, Boss. What’s the problem?”
“He is good. Very good.”
“That’s right,” Vinny chimed in. “He got me off on that first degree charge. Maybe it really was self-defence.”
“It could have been,” Mattya declared. “O’Hallan’s honest. That’s one of the things that makes him good.”
“What else, Boss?” Vinny asked.
“He’s smart. Real smart,” Johnny offered.
“And he knows a lot,” added the Boss.
Before Vinny could say anything else, Mattya added, “that, and him being honest could be a problem.”
“You want I should off him, Boss?” Vinny inquired.
“No,” replied Mattya, sounding both emphatic and exasperated. “He’s too good to lose. We need to make him one of us.”
“But he’s honest,” protested Vinny. “He’ll never be a made man!”
“Right” said Johnny, “what did you have in mind, Boss?”
“He’s single. Let’s get him married into the family.”
“Good idea, but to who?”
“How about Joey Gelato’s girl? She’s hot,” Vinny suggested.
Mattya glared at him. “We need to get him a wife, not some bimbo whore. Giuseppina’s been a cumslut since . . .” He trailed off.
“Well, Boss, maybe should ask the women. Our wives are inside. They’ll have an idea, Johnny proposed.
“I asked my Maria about it last night. She says we need a good-looking girl, sexy, but not a slut, and smart, too. He wouldn’t go near an airhead except for a one-nighter. Maria says.”
“Did she have any one in mind,” asked Vinny.
“Yeah.” Mattya responded. “Natalia.”
Vinny’s face turned red.
“My Natalia? No way. She’s still my little girl. He’s old enough to be her father!”
Ah! Johnny thought, now understanding why Vinny was here. “She ain’t little, Vinny.” he said. “She’s going on twenty-one. And she good-looking. And smart. There ain’t no other girl in the family who’s finishing a college degree.”
“No, not my little Natalia,” Vinny repeated. “Her mother would never agree to it anyway.”
“Remember, Vinny,” Johnny chided, “he saved you from a heavy sentence. And you owe it to the Boss. To the family.”
Mattya looked over to the back porch. The women were just coming out. Maria smiled and nodded to him.
“Guess what,” he challenged Vinny, “her Mom thinks it’s a good idea.”
Vinny looked over at Caterina. She smiled and nodded to him.
“You and Caterina tell Natalia, and then get started on how to make it happen. Now let’s eat.”
Mattya piled the cervellata on a platter and headed towards the picnic table.