Married 30 Year Old Looking For Someone To Talk To

nomek665

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Hey everyone,

I'm a 30/m looking for someone to share a connection with and have some fun together. I am a married guy so it would strictly be a online thing but I'd like a reason other than work stuff to check my emails on a regular bases.

About Me: I am in pretty good shape, beard, 6 foot tall. I love rock climbing and getting outside, consider myself an amateur blacksmith and love working with metal. I have a full time job that I don't hate so that my out of work life can be amazing. I try to stay active and busy with friends and stuff, but occasionally I love to binge watch an anime series or play some video games until my eyes hurt.

I love my wife dearly but our sex life isn't where Rom-Coms lead me to believe it would be, non of that spontaneous shower sex, or "who cares lets be wait for work and bang it out" kinda stuff.

What would be nice to have is someone who understands that aspect and lets me get a little bit of a release out now and again, and someone I can start a connection with and learn more about. Open and willing to try any kinks you may have, or role play any fantasies, just please make an attempt at full sentences and proper English.
 
I mean, nothing turns me on like having someone message me and just say, "hey im horny, lets fuck."
Oh boy am I ready to do the sex....
 
I mean, nothing turns me on like having someone message me and just say, "hey im horny, lets fuck."
Oh boy am I ready to do the sex....

Nothing turns me on quite as much.

Although I did get a PM yesterday that really got me going...

Titled: Hy
Message: How old were u the first u fucked u..?

Is Hy a typo for Hi you think? What about that last u? Was that a mistake or was he asking about masturbation?? :cool:
 
Nothing turns me on quite as much.

Although I did get a PM yesterday that really got me going...

Titled: Hy
Message: How old were u the first u fucked u..?

That gave me a headache just trying to read. Sometimes I'm jealous of how much more attention girls will get on online things like Tinder and this, but then you start to see the crap they have to wade through. It would make it really hard for me to have hope for the future. I have a friend who told me that if she deleted all the dick pics she gets from Tinder, her phone would be physically lighter.
 
That gave me a headache just trying to read. Sometimes I'm jealous of how much more attention girls will get on online things like Tinder and this, but then you start to see the crap they have to wade through. It would make it really hard for me to have hope for the future. I have a friend who told me that if she deleted all the dick pics she gets from Tinder, her phone would be physically lighter.

LMAO. No doubt.
 
So that we have someplace other to go then just "Hey you horny" or a dick pic, what are some winning opening messages that have had success with you?
Are you a cheesy pick up line girl, or bad pun joke, or interesting question?
 
Nothing turns me on quite as much.

Although I did get a PM yesterday that really got me going...

Titled: Hy
Message: How old were u the first u fucked u..?

Is Hy a typo for Hi you think? What about that last u? Was that a mistake or was he asking about masturbation?? :cool:

I can't help you with the translation, but I love to know the answer. :D
 
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