Marquis is fucked up, let the festivities commence!

[Marquis]

In this thread, you make a post, and I will edit it to read whatever I want. It may be my interpretation of what you said, it may be a funny impression of you, it might be non-sensical entirely.

I might not edit your post at all, but rather respond to it in a standard fashion. However, I do reserve this thread as immune to the restraints which withhold my Modly tyranny elsewhere.

So post here, if you dare. You have been warned, my power reigns supreme!

 

[jadefirefly]

*steeples fingers*

Eeeeexcelllent.

 

[Marquis]

Yes!!

I was sure I was going to be talking to myself. What's up?

 

[jadefirefly]

Nuuuthin'.

I really ought to have gone to bed an hour ago, but I don't feel like it. What're you doing up at this hour?

 

[Marquis]

Nuuuthin'.

I really ought to have gone to bed an hour ago, but I don't feel like it. What're you doing up at this hour?

I never sleep at nights anymore, I'm completely nocturnal. Tonight I decided I should get a little release, so I drank a bunch of vodka and smoked some weed. You know, seeing people profess drug usage is always distasteful when you're sober, but when you're fucked up, you understand why it's worthy of being talked about.

Nevermind that. Who are you and what's your story. There used to be a time where I couldn't see a name with more than 10 posts without knowing a bit about that person. These days it seems someone can sleep 1500 posts by without me knowing who they are.

 

[jadefirefly]

Seems I've managed to spend almost a year here before more than a few people really noticed. Suddenly, as of late, I'm getting friendly PM's and chit chat from all sorts of people! I feel so loved...

I don't know if I have a story. I'm 26, live in Arizona, am single, and am too socially insecure to do anything about that. It doesn't really help, though, that I'm still pretty unhealthily bitter over the circumstances surrounding the transition to that status.

Frankly, if I could get away with being nocturnal and smoking weed, I probably would. Maybe. I don't care for the taste, but I've been told the shit they have here in AZ is complete and utter crap, too. *shrug*

 

[Marquis]

Seems I've managed to spend almost a year here before more than a few people really noticed. Suddenly, as of late, I'm getting friendly PM's and chit chat from all sorts of people! I feel so loved...

I don't know if I have a story. I'm 26, live in Arizona, am single, and am too socially insecure to do anything about that. It doesn't really help, though, that I'm still pretty unhealthily bitter over the circumstances surrounding the transition to that status.

Frankly, if I could get away with being nocturnal and smoking weed, I probably would. Maybe. I don't care for the taste, but I've been told the shit they have here in AZ is complete and utter crap, too. *shrug*

What are you socially insecure about?

Seems to be a lot of that amongst people online, it's most peculiar.

I'm not sure I'm "getting away" with being nocturnal and smoking weed. Damn, I always seem to be "getting away" from some shit, but you never get away, thats the irony. Goddamnit, I need to straighten up. What is this drugs and nocturnal shit?

 

[jadefirefly]

What are you socially insecure about?

Everything. You name it, I probably worry about it. Whether random strangers think my hair looks stupid, or if I'm the reason that group of girls giggle behind me, or whatever else you can think of.

I like people, and I hate people, all at once. I've seen just about every kind of person at my job, and the assholes seem to outweigh the good folks. I'm far too cynical to assume I'm just unlucky, so I assume most people are jerks.

Seems to be a lot of that amongst people online, it's most peculiar.

'Cos of the emotional distance behind it. If you decide I'm a complete flaming idiot, and say nasty things about me, it doesn't really matter so much. Or if it does, at least I can be upset and nobody can see me, therefore nobody knows I'm upset, so I save face. Even as I type it it sounds stupid as hell, but I know I'm not the only one.

I'm not sure I'm "getting away" with being nocturnal and smoking weed. Damn, I always seem to be "getting away" from some shit, but you never get away, thats the irony. Goddamnit, I need to straighten up. What is this drugs and nocturnal shit?

I dunno. That's the kicker, ain't it? I just wish I could at least pull off the nocturnal bit. But, no, I still have to work at 8:30 am. Thank whoever's upstairs for caffiene... if it weren't for caffiene I'd be so screwed.

 

[Marquis]

Everything. You name it, I probably worry about it. Whether random strangers think my hair looks stupid, or if I'm the reason that group of girls giggle behind me, or whatever else you can think of.

I like people, and I hate people, all at once. I've seen just about every kind of person at my job, and the assholes seem to outweigh the good folks. I'm far too cynical to assume I'm just unlucky, so I assume most people are jerks.




'Cos of the emotional distance behind it. If you decide I'm a complete flaming idiot, and say nasty things about me, it doesn't really matter so much. Or if it does, at least I can be upset and nobody can see me, therefore nobody knows I'm upset, so I save face. Even as I type it it sounds stupid as hell, but I know I'm not the only one.



I dunno. That's the kicker, ain't it? I just wish I could at least pull off the nocturnal bit. But, no, I still have to work at 8:30 am. Thank whoever's upstairs for caffiene... if it weren't for caffiene I'd be so screwed.

I'm totally antisocial sometimes myself, but when I feel antisocial I usually don't post on Lit either.

The nocturnal bit is good for antisocial people though. No one calling every ten seconds, people all all up in your face all the time.

 

[jadefirefly]

When I have bad days, I can go a week or more with hardly any posts to any of my forums. I'll leave little one-sentence replies to a post or two a day, just to let 'em know I'm still alive.

Lately I don't really care all that much, but I know that's because of my ex, and I'm trying to grow the fuck up and stop obsessing and try this thing they call moving on. Supposedly it's good for you.

 

[Marquis]

Things are getting so confusing...

 

[jadefirefly]

Things do that. :/

I need to go to sleep, though. Have to be at work in 6 hours. Not good.

It's been good talking with you, though. Should do it again sometime.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm just posting here to see how twisted Marquis can really be.

 

[Acoradra]

I Dare you to edit this post.

*sits and waits*

 

[Betticus]

I Dare you to smack my ass and call me Sally.

*sits and waits*

Fixed!

 

[Acoradra]

There, see, I don't want to murder Happenstance all the time.

 

[Betticus]

You had me at "hello".

My, you are a hopeless romantic aren't you?

 

[Acoradra]

Indeed, don't forget to bring me flowers, a girl likes that.

 

[tealsphynx]

Is Marquis still fucking with posts or is he suffering the morning after a great night syndrom? <bangs loudly on the front door and yells> GOOD MORNING MARQUIS!! HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?!! Yes I can be a chipper type morning person. Very talkative too. Unless I'M hungover and then life doesn't happen until after a good breakfast, a few cups of coffe, two asprin and a shower.

 

[Betticus]

I'm a pretty, pretty princess and I wanna wear a fancy pink dress with ribbons in my hair![/COLOR]

fixed

 

[Betticus]

Indeed, don't forget to bring me flowers, long stemmed roses with lots of thorns and spank me with them.

Naughty!

 

[tealsphynx]

fixed

LOL, I like pink, but Princess?? Nah, too froufrou-ey. Ribbons?? maybe as accents to the rope corsett on subbie

 

[Acoradra]

You think that naughty? I believe we have a lightweight here.

 

[tealsphynx]

You think that naughty? I believe we have a lightweight here.

Hehehee

 

[Betticus]

Uh oh, where's DVS when I need him?