*Marching in and plopping down*

[Ravenloft]

*Looking about with a grin.*

Ye verily, I hath returned!

If I were thor, I would offer to let you stroke my hammer!

 

[juicylips]

And you have been where??

Doing what??

Inquiring minds, you know.
JL

 

[Ravenloft]

Would you believe...

Trapped in the basement of a sorority house full of four score blonds and brunettes being used for their sexual gratification, over and over and (Voice quavering) over again...

It was madness, please make me relive it!

 

[Wysteria]

If I were thor, I would offer to let you stroke my hammer!

If you were thor, wouldn't it be thilly of you to let uth thtroke your hammer =more=?

(Hi! Nice to meet you.)

Edit: having just read your explanation.... all that, and you're NOT thor?

 

[Ravenloft]

That remindes me of a joke...

Thor's humping this mortal woman for nigh onto seven days straight right, well, finally the big lug cums, stands up, looming over the poor exhausted woman and anounces proudly. "I am THOR!"

She meekly replies... "You're Thor? What about me? Tho am I!"

Ba-rum-bum-bum!

 

[Dillinger]

Hey dude, watch where you plop!

 

[juicylips]

Would you believe...

Trapped in the basement of a sorority house full of four score blonds and brunettes being used for their sexual gratification, over and over and (Voice quavering) over again...

It was madness, please make me relive it!

Uh. No. I don't believe it.

But its one hell of a fantasy. I'd prefer being in a frat house with four score blonds and brunettes.
JL

 

[Ravenloft]

*Looking under my own ass*

Oh... Very sorry...

*Lifting a cheek to let D free.*

 

[Ravenloft]

Uh. No. I don't believe it.

But its one hell of a fantasy. I'd prefer being in a frat house with four score blonds and brunettes.
JL

Yeah... I didn't believe it either, even though it did happen... I can describe the room for police artists... THere were walls, there were doors... I WANNA relive it!

 

[Merelan]

he is lying, again. He was tied to my bed, giving me satisfaction. It just felt like he was with numerous women.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I'll bite.......

do tell.........
I just love a good story, the possibility that it might be true just makes it better. Just how did theis amazing event come to pass?

 

[juicylips]

he is lying, again. He was tied to my bed, giving me satisfaction. It just felt like he was with numerous women.

Ahhh...that sounds more like it.
JL

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: I'll bite.......

do tell.........
I just love a good story, the possibility that it might be true just makes it better. Just how did theis amazing event come to pass?

Well you see....

*Suddenly running away.*

 

[Ravenloft]

he is lying, again. He was tied to my bed, giving me satisfaction. It just felt like he was with numerous women.

*Rubbing my jaw.* I never knew a woman could grind her hips like that...

*Awe and admiration dancing about in my eyes.*

 

[Ravenloft]

Ahhh...that sounds more like it.
JL

Will no one believe me!? I was accosted and abused sexually by a sorority house! My god people, have SOME pitty!

Heheh!

 

[sexy-girl]

i thought you would of more swaggered in and plonked down

but marching and plopping is still good

nice to see you back

 

[Merelan]

Who wants him next? Though he might need a break for a bit.

But he is a good.........






poker player.

 

[juicylips]

Who wants him next? Though he might need a break for a bit.

But he is a good.........


poker player.

You've ruined him for all others, M.

He'll always be comparing.


JL

 

[Ravenloft]

Swagger? I have never swaggered in my entire life my dear lady, some say I sauntered once or twice, but I denigh everything!

 

[Merelan]

You silly, it was your name he kept calling out.

Though, that was while he was doing dishes. Did I mention he is housebroken, and can actually sort laundry? In his own way. He sniffs it.
If it doesn't make his eyes water, he considers it clean.

 

[sexy-girl]

Swagger? I have never swaggered in my entire life my dear lady, some say I sauntered once or twice, but I denigh everything!

ah ha i see you didnt deny the plonking though

 

[Ravenloft]

You... You TRICKED ME!

 

[Ravenloft]

You silly, it was your name he kept calling out.

Though, that was while he was doing dishes. Did I mention he is housebroken, and can actually sort laundry? In his own way. He sniffs it.
If it doesn't make his eyes water, he considers it clean.

Holy fuck! Have you been peeking in my window again?!

 

[Merelan]

You know I can't resist you. Even with counseling and a restraining order I need you, need to watch you.
Your habits fascinate me.

 

[juicylips]

You silly, it was your name he kept calling out.

I had thought that our one night together made no impression on him.

Amazing what some rough, up against the wall fucking will do to a guy.
JL