"Many Books"

[Ally C]

If you were a book of the Bible, which one would you be?

A few suggestions:

R Nitelight - Numbers [lots of numbers!]
Madame Pandora ['etc'] - Exodus
Todd - Genesis ["In the beginning etc, etc ..."]
All our conspiracy theorists - Revelations
Those who moan about the way things are going - Lamentations
Alexander Tzara - Haggai [Biblical spelling of 'haggis'!]

Any other suggestions? Are there any budding Habakkuks or Zephaniahs among us? Take your pick:

Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
Psalms
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi

New Testament

Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Acts of the Apostles
Romans
1 Corinthians
2 Corinthians
Galatians
Ephesians
Philippians
Colossians
1 Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians
1 Timothy
2 Timothy
Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
James
1 Peter
2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Jude
Revelation

 

[Mistress]

I do not think I could relate myself to a book in the Bible, and I don't think I'd want to.

 

[Neale]

Ah... but there is one good one for ya, hun...

Check out Song of Solomon sometime... how that got left in the Bible, I'll never know, but it is absolutely beautiful with eroticism... It is definitely my personal choice, should I have to be personified by any part of a book that I have serious problems with, overall.

 

[Gaucho]

Job

Definitely.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I would either be Psalms or Acts I think