Man's Best Friend

[sirhugs]

The family dog becomes so disgusted with the wife's cheating that it decides to speak English, and tells hubby all about it.
"I bet she didn't know that we could speak human if we ant. I'm fully bilingual."

 

[Husky_Embrace]

Wife talking lovingly to her husband when suggesting to do something nasty, mostly to cover the shame of what she did earlier that day:

"Oh hubby. If only these walls could speak."

Shepherd: "How about dogs you twisted cheating fuck."

 

[KindredFlame]

With a weary sigh that seemed to come from the deepest reaches of his canine heart, Barnaby the golden retriever finally roused himself from his favourite rug and ambled over to where his unaware owner, Mark, was reading the paper, ardently trying to clear his throat,

Barnaby regarded the man with a look of deep sympathy. "I hate to be the one to break it to you, Mark, old friend," he began, his voice a low, gravelly baritone, "but Deborah is going out with the mailman. And not just for the certified mail."

As Mark's jaw fell open and the newspaper dropped to the floor, Barnaby delivered a careless tug on his ear. "I'll bet she didn't know that we can talk human if we want. I am absolutely bilingual, you see, and honestly, her dishonesty is an insult to my otherwise flawless breeding."

 

[m_and_em_stories]

Or maybe the dog is supper smart, but still not able to talk.

So he drags the husband around when he gets home, grabbing his sleeve. At first the husband is not sure why, but at each place the dog insistently barks and growls until he finds some piece of evidence. hidden dirty panties stuffed under other laundry he never saw her wear, dirt leading to footprints outside that definitely don't match his shoe size, so on and so forth (I'm out of quick ideas but you get the idea). Eventually to the garbage can on her side in their shared bathroom knocking it over revealing a used condom where the couple hasn't used one in years, cementing all the evidence together.

Then when the wife gets home, she tries to avoid his attempts to have a conversation with her, until the dog corners her on the couch with a growl and helps him confront her.

Finally the dog supervises her as she packs, growling each time she goes to touch anything of his only letting her take the bare necessities and barking and using his paws to push her out the house, then stands guard at the front door not letting her return.

all narrated from the dogs perspective, showing his intelligence and thought but the communication barrier as a story device .

 

[KindredFlame]

Or maybe the dog is supper smart, but still not able to talk.

So he drags the husband around when he gets home, grabbing his sleeve. At first the husband is not sure why, but at each place the dog insistently barks and growls until he finds some piece of evidence. hidden dirty panties stuffed under other laundry he never saw her wear, dirt leading to footprints outside that definitely don't match his shoe size, so on and so forth (I'm out of quick ideas but you get the idea). Eventually to the garbage can on her side in their shared bathroom knocking it over revealing a used condom where the couple hasn't used one in years, cementing all the evidence together.

Then when the wife gets home, she tries to avoid his attempts to have a conversation with her, until the dog corners her on the couch with a growl and helps him confront her.

Finally the dog supervises her as she packs, growling each time she goes to touch anything of his only letting her take the bare necessities and barking and using his paws to push her out the house, then stands guard at the front door not letting her return.

all narrated from the dogs perspective, showing his intelligence and thought but the communication barrier as a story device .

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