Man's Best Friend

sirhugs

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The family dog becomes so disgusted with the wife's cheating that it decides to speak English, and tells hubby all about it.
"I bet she didn't know that we could speak human if we ant. I'm fully bilingual."
 
Wife talking lovingly to her husband when suggesting to do something nasty, mostly to cover the shame of what she did earlier that day:

"Oh hubby. If only these walls could speak."

Shepherd: "How about dogs you twisted cheating fuck."
 
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