R. Richard
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This is further progress in the case where the Manhattan DA proved that he/she can't use the English language. The Judge then decided that the trial could go on anyhow (possibly because, due to the NYC education system, so few people in Manhattan can actually use the English language.) Okay, I'm requesting comments, however, there is a caveat. The Judge has dismissed charges against one of the two women involved. The charges are that two women offered a threesome to a limp dick detective (possibly 'defective,' but then we already know that people in Manhattan can't use the English language.) That leaves us with one woman and one defective (I'm going with intuition here,) who are supposedly going to engage in a threesome. If you want to comment, you are honor bound to explain how one woman and one defective can engage in a threesome. (Okay, people in Manhattan aren't too swift with arithmetic either.) The careful reader will note that there is no recordiing of the alleged conversation regarding a threesome. Also, the defective testifies that one of the alleged ho's said that, "She was going to get back to me." (That statement is a polite way of saying, "Go fuck yourself." Telling someone to, "Go fuck yourself" is not engaging in prostitution.) (By the way, any of you Literotica people who live in NYC are paying for the bumbling of the Manhattan DA and the 'defective') (No, I'm not making this up, it's in the New York Post.) Comment?
Naughty hottie beats lap rap
'Hooker' charge tossed
One lap dancer over the fence.
A Manhattan judge has dismissed the charges against one of two strippers embroiled in a salacious and wacky Manhattan prostitution trial, saying the DA failed to prove she sold anything more than a couple of jiggles and a dream
That left her co-defendant and lesbian floor-show partner -- buxom porn star Alexia Moore -- alone to insist from the witness stand yesterday that the pair never, ever, offered a "threesome" to an undercover cop for $5,000
All she did was flirt, the blonde testified
"That's what an entertainer does," Moore said, her black tights and crocheted sweater straining to contain her professional assets. "To keep getting dances
As for her dance partner, Falynn Rodriguez, all charges were dismissed yesterday after her lawyer argued that when the undercover allegedly invited her to join the threesome, all she did was make an eyebrow-raising reference to a sex act.
"She doesn't say yes. She doesn't say no," attorney Adam Moser told the judge. "She only says -- that famous line -- 'I'm the only one who tosses Alexia's salad.'
Prosecutors have no recordings of the supposed negotiations -- which they say took place as the undercover, Moore and Rodriguez chitchatted post-dance on one of the back-room beds at the scene of the alleged crime, Big Daddy Lou's Hot Lap Dance Club on West 38th Street.
Prosecutors can't even prove that a specific time and place for the alleged "threesome" was agreed upon
Instead, they have the undercover vice cop--posing as "Ricky," a wealthy international fabric trader from Mexico City -- who testified of the porn star, "She was going to get back to me."
The misdemeanor trial wrapped up in the afternoon and featured some comic moments -- including when Moore's lawyer, Ikiesha Al-Shabazz, grilled "Ricky" on his claim that he remained unaroused during the lap dances he was forced to endure for the sake of upholding public morals.
"So, detective, you're telling us that two women, scantily clad, straddling you on a bed for three minutes -- and your d- -k didn't get hard?" she asked.
When prosecutors objected, Al-Shabazz protested, "It goes to credibility, your honor!" The question was allowed, and the answer remained, "No."
The trial is also something of a criminal-justice oddity. Rodriguez and Moore -- real name Cassandra Malandri -- unlike most accused prostitutes rejected no-jail plea deals in hopes of clearing their names, despite the threat of a 90-day jail sentence if convicted.
"I wasn't doing anything wrong!" Rodriguez said as she left court. "I was just selling a fantasy."
Manhattan criminal court Judge ShawnDya Simpson said she'll render a verdict in the nonjury trial Tuesday.
Naughty hottie beats lap rap
'Hooker' charge tossed
One lap dancer over the fence.
A Manhattan judge has dismissed the charges against one of two strippers embroiled in a salacious and wacky Manhattan prostitution trial, saying the DA failed to prove she sold anything more than a couple of jiggles and a dream
That left her co-defendant and lesbian floor-show partner -- buxom porn star Alexia Moore -- alone to insist from the witness stand yesterday that the pair never, ever, offered a "threesome" to an undercover cop for $5,000
All she did was flirt, the blonde testified
"That's what an entertainer does," Moore said, her black tights and crocheted sweater straining to contain her professional assets. "To keep getting dances
As for her dance partner, Falynn Rodriguez, all charges were dismissed yesterday after her lawyer argued that when the undercover allegedly invited her to join the threesome, all she did was make an eyebrow-raising reference to a sex act.
"She doesn't say yes. She doesn't say no," attorney Adam Moser told the judge. "She only says -- that famous line -- 'I'm the only one who tosses Alexia's salad.'
Prosecutors have no recordings of the supposed negotiations -- which they say took place as the undercover, Moore and Rodriguez chitchatted post-dance on one of the back-room beds at the scene of the alleged crime, Big Daddy Lou's Hot Lap Dance Club on West 38th Street.
Prosecutors can't even prove that a specific time and place for the alleged "threesome" was agreed upon
Instead, they have the undercover vice cop--posing as "Ricky," a wealthy international fabric trader from Mexico City -- who testified of the porn star, "She was going to get back to me."
The misdemeanor trial wrapped up in the afternoon and featured some comic moments -- including when Moore's lawyer, Ikiesha Al-Shabazz, grilled "Ricky" on his claim that he remained unaroused during the lap dances he was forced to endure for the sake of upholding public morals.
"So, detective, you're telling us that two women, scantily clad, straddling you on a bed for three minutes -- and your d- -k didn't get hard?" she asked.
When prosecutors objected, Al-Shabazz protested, "It goes to credibility, your honor!" The question was allowed, and the answer remained, "No."
The trial is also something of a criminal-justice oddity. Rodriguez and Moore -- real name Cassandra Malandri -- unlike most accused prostitutes rejected no-jail plea deals in hopes of clearing their names, despite the threat of a 90-day jail sentence if convicted.
"I wasn't doing anything wrong!" Rodriguez said as she left court. "I was just selling a fantasy."
Manhattan criminal court Judge ShawnDya Simpson said she'll render a verdict in the nonjury trial Tuesday.
