RoryN
You're screwed.
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As we know, Literotica has many quality members here from both of these states, who contribute regularly and make the Forum a better place.
However, there are also quite a few members from said states who do not meet the standards their fellow statesmen set.
Therefore, from here on out, all new members to Literotica from the states of Texas and Florida will be required to check in here, and pass a simple exam approved by the Forum Test and Aptitude Association.
Sample questions & tasks follow:
*"I like puppies; ______ cute and cuddly". Select the correct word to fill the blank from this list: there, they're, their, der
*You hold a triangle-shaped block in your hand. There is a triangle-shaped hole in front of you. Place the triangle-shaped block in the triangle-shaped hole.
*Unauthorized images of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes used in products was a primary reason for the retiring of the comic strip. If you have an image of Calvin pissing on a corporate logo (or other object) on your truck, Mustang, or Cavalier, provide a 500-word essay defending your decision.
*True or false: using three or more punctuation marks in a row (ex: !!!) exonerates an otherwise stupid point.
*As part of this exam, you are allowed to question both the merit and fairness of it, and write an essay on said subject for extra credit. However, if you've ever used the phrase, "Don't ask why", you are disqualified from this extra credit, and are hereby notified to not ask why, and finish the exam.
*Everything is supposedly "bigger and better in Texas". If you are a Texas resident and female, flash your tits and prove it.
Report to a forum proctor for a copy of your exam. Quality is Patriotic - please support our troops! Thank you.
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However, there are also quite a few members from said states who do not meet the standards their fellow statesmen set.
Therefore, from here on out, all new members to Literotica from the states of Texas and Florida will be required to check in here, and pass a simple exam approved by the Forum Test and Aptitude Association.
Sample questions & tasks follow:
*"I like puppies; ______ cute and cuddly". Select the correct word to fill the blank from this list: there, they're, their, der
*You hold a triangle-shaped block in your hand. There is a triangle-shaped hole in front of you. Place the triangle-shaped block in the triangle-shaped hole.
*Unauthorized images of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes used in products was a primary reason for the retiring of the comic strip. If you have an image of Calvin pissing on a corporate logo (or other object) on your truck, Mustang, or Cavalier, provide a 500-word essay defending your decision.
*True or false: using three or more punctuation marks in a row (ex: !!!) exonerates an otherwise stupid point.
*As part of this exam, you are allowed to question both the merit and fairness of it, and write an essay on said subject for extra credit. However, if you've ever used the phrase, "Don't ask why", you are disqualified from this extra credit, and are hereby notified to not ask why, and finish the exam.
*Everything is supposedly "bigger and better in Texas". If you are a Texas resident and female, flash your tits and prove it.
Report to a forum proctor for a copy of your exam. Quality is Patriotic - please support our troops! Thank you.
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