Man sues over long-lasting erection

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Man sues over long-lasting erection Tue Jun 5, 11:44 PM ET



A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
 
hahahaha.....

Well if he wins, whatever they have to pay out will be a drop in the ocean compared to the increased sales after publicity like this.
 
It is an amazing thing, really - think of all the money wasted on development of Viagra, etc!

Hmmm... I wonder what it does for women?? Anyone care to report in?
 
_prudence_ said:
hahahaha.....

Well if he wins, whatever they have to pay out will be a drop in the ocean compared to the increased sales after publicity like this.
Part of the settlement should be they hire him as their spokesman. Just like Kramer with the cigerettes.
 
SgtSpiderMan said:
Part of the settlement should be they hire him as their spokesman. Just like Kramer with the cigerettes.
I am sure they are hoping for a fair amout of media coverage.
As any business owner will tell you, there is nothing quite as valuable as exposure/advertising you don't have to pay for!
 
If this is true, his legal team will have a hard time proving that it was the drink that caused the erection.
 
Thanks for the info. I was having a hard time deciding on a gift for my hubby for Father's Day. Do you have any idea how much a case of this stuff costs? :)
 
NewEnglandGirl said:
They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

I did a double take. I thought it said "Wiener shunt" at first glance. :eek:
 
Retrieval said:
If this is true, his legal team will have a hard time proving that it was the drink that caused the erection.

It wasn't the Boost. All that does is give you a kick like a strong cup of coffee. This man had to have some other problem.
 
NewEnglandGirl said:
Man sues over long-lasting erection Tue Jun 5, 11:44 PM ET



A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
On the bright side, maybe a few nurses were happy to 'admit him in'. :nana:
 
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