Man Seeks Woman He Can Strip in A Thousand Ways

CreativeMaster

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First of all, let me say - please only respond to this if you are SERIOUS. I recently posted an ad on here, got some apparently good replies, but then when I responded there was no answer. My reply messages haven't even been opened.

I am a 58 year-old British guy who is seeking a long-term online-only relationship with a woman.

I would like to find someone who is intelligent, amusing, enthusiastic and friendly. The main thing I can offer is that I am highly creative, and so if the idea of doing erotic tasks appeals to you, which probably no one has ever done before, then I hope you will get in touch.

I hope we can develop a friendship which goes beyond sex, and I would like to hear about your interests, passions, and your life in general. Tell me for instance about the last book you read, and what was good or bad about it.

I like animals, cats in particular. I recently saw "A Street Cat Named Bob", and enjoyed it very much. Some years ago, I saw Bob and his owner busking in London, so the movie had a personal significance.

I should tell you that I am married, but the marriage is sexless. I will never be physically unfaithful to my wife, so this is why I am seeking an online-only involvement.

My fetishes? Well, I have a particular fetish about stripping a woman in a thousand different ways! I am serious! One person who responded to my previous ad made me smile when she said "I can only think of 999". So I replied by suggesting a thousandth, themed around the number 999! But then she didn't bother opening my reply. Aarrrghh!

So, yes, eventually I will want you to undress for me, but only when you feel ready to do so, and even then I fully expect that you will be concerned about your online security when you strip - and of course building trust is difficult, so by all means adopt an 'internet persona', by disguising yourself with headscarf/wig, dark glasses, heavy make-up etc. Another fetish: I prefer a woman who has pubic hair - and if you do shave at the moment, please throw away your razor! I would also like someone who dresses in a 'feminine way', and who enjoys wearing skirts and dresses. But apart from those two or three fetishes, I am pretty easy-going.

It does occur to me that perhaps the messenger system on here doesn't work properly, and that's why my replies haven't been opened. So, perhaps email would be better as a means of communication.
 
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