Man Seeking Playmate

[Lunation]

Hi,

I am looking for someone intelligent, engaging, and adventuous to fulfill my deepest desires.

You must be an outdoors type of person. Adept at hiking, climbing, swimming. Ability to outwit hunting dogs a plus. Experience hunting large game or making crude traps from nothing but your surroundings may prove vital.

You must be able to survive four days and nights with no equipment. You will also need experience in tracking so you know how to cover your own tracks.

If this sounds like you please PM me and we shall be off to my private island accompanied only by my Russian man-servant.

Let the most dangerous game begin.

 

[emsway]

Hi,

I am looking for someone intelligent, engaging, and adventuous to fulfill my deepest desires.

You must be an outdoors type of person. Adept at hiking, climbing, swimming. Ability to outwit hunting dogs a plus. Experience hunting large game or making crude traps from nothing but your surroundings may prove vital.

You must be able to survive four days and nights with no equipment. You will also need experience in tracking so you know how to cover your own tracks.

If this sounds like you please PM me and we shall be off to my private island accompanied only by my Russian man-servant.

Let the most dangerous game begin.

I know a girl. I'll hook you up. But she does sharpen her canines, so french-kiss her at your own risk.

 

[Lunation]

I know a girl. I'll hook you up. But she does sharpen her canines, so french-kiss her at your own risk.

Excellent. My elephant rifle shall be loaded and my monocle polished with haste.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

I think that a monocle would suit you well. May the odds ever be in your favor (mixing literary quotes, I apologize). And remind me never to take you up on any offers to go to "your private island".... *kisses*

 

[emsway]

I think that a monocle would suit you well. May the odds ever be in your favor (mixing literary quotes, I apologize). And remind me never to take you up on any offers to go to "your private island".... *kisses*

My first thought was when I read about his Island, and "big game" was The Island of Doctor Moreau.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Well, Christ that's horrifying as well! Maybe even more so! We could both go, I suppose...overpower him, and take over the island. Then we will have our own island, complete with a monocled pool boy!

 

[Lunation]

I think that a monocle would suit you well. May the odds ever be in your favor (mixing literary quotes, I apologize). And remind me never to take you up on any offers to go to "your private island".... *kisses*

Nobody on this site has ever really seen above my waist. So yes, I am basically always wearing a monocle and top hat. Just like the Monopoly man.

May the gears of capitalism be greased with the blood of the proletariat!

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Top hat as well?! Ahem...*fans self*... is it warm in here...?

 

[Lunation]

My first thought was when I read about his Island, and "big game" was The Island of Doctor Moreau.

I was actually going for The Most Dangerous Game: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game

But I do love my classic weird fiction and creepy private islands are highly versatile, so that works too.

 

[Lunation]

Well, Christ that's horrifying as well! Maybe even more so! We could both go, I suppose...overpower him, and take over the island. Then we will have our own island, complete with a monocled pool boy!

Why do all my vacations end in violent overthrow and forced servitude?

 

[emsway]

Why do all my vacations end in violent overthrow and forced servitude?

You're just lucky?

 

[Lunation]

You're just lucky?

Oh good, I was beginning to think it was something I was doing wrong.

 

[emsway]

Nobody on this site has ever really seen above my waist. So yes, I am basically always wearing a monocle and top hat. Just like the Monopoly man.

May the gears of capitalism be greased with the blood of the proletariat!

Please please tell me that you are a Centaur.

 

[Lunation]

Please please tell me that you are a Centaur.

How did you know?

I didn't want to get too political BUT since you brought it up...

Do you have any idea how invasive the anti-Centaur bathroom legislation is getting? Everyone sees species in such binary fashion: I have to be a man OR a horse. Half the time they have me crapping in a barn. Completely uncivilized.

 

[emsway]

How did you know?

I didn't want to get too political BUT since you brought it up...

Do you have any idea how invasive the anti-Centaur bathroom legislation is getting? Everyone sees species in such binary fashion: I have to be a man OR a horse. Half the time they have me crapping in a barn. Completely uncivilized.

Shhhhh. No politics. You are ruining my Centaur buzz.

 

[Lunation]

Shhhhh. No politics. You are ruining my Centaur buzz.

Are you one of those girls who always dates Centaurs?

 

[emsway]

Are you one of those girls who always dates Centaurs?

Beats the hell out of Fauns. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[Lunation]

Beats the hell out of Fauns. If you know what I'm saying.

Oh, don't get me started. The damn flutes.

 

[emsway]

Oh, don't get me started. The damn flutes.

Serious Jethro Tull action. I'm not down.

 

[Lunation]

Serious Jethro Tull action. I'm not down.

And the prancing! Always the prancing.

 

[emsway]

And the prancing! Always the prancing.

I don't like my man/beast hybrids to prance. No sir. Although those little horns are kinda rakish.

 

[Lunation]

I don't like my man/beast hybrids to prance. No sir. Although those little horns are kinda rakish.

Oh, definitely. Now minotaurs, there are some fine specimines.

 

[emsway]

Oh, definitely. Now minotaurs, there are some fine specimines.

I just can't get past the nose ring. Call me shallow...

 

[Lunation]

I just can't get past the nose ring. Call me shallow...

I am apalled that you would judge them for their cultural heritage!

 

[ydahecnot]

Laurel, move this to personals