Man of a thousand feces

[tortoise]

Yes, I do feel compelled to create thread titles based on my initial false readings of other thread titles. Call it an affliction.

Pray for me.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Laurel]

I have to know...what thread titles have you falsely read? What did you think they said at first? Wanna compare notes.

 

[Ginny]

a falsely read one....poo poo related, too....hmmm...

Ever Had A Crap In Your Vagina?

 

[Private Vasquez]

is that pounds or pints?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: a falsely read one....poo poo related, too....hmmm...

Ever Had A Crap In Your Vagina?

that mental image leaves something to be desired.

 

[APhil]

And here I go again....

I thought this thread was about Jim Carrey.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Re: a falsely read one....poo poo related, too....hmmm...

Ever Had A Crap In Your Vagina?

Maybe that's why there's a cramp...

 

[Ginny]

ooohh...you might be right....<nodding>...

 

[Private Vasquez]

crappy cramps are the worst kind.

 

[Ginny]

<coke spew>....


oh fuckk....you rule PV

 

[ExLimey]

Re: Re: a falsely read one....poo poo related, too....hmmm...

Maybe that's why there's a cramp...

I heard it from a guy who knew a guy who knew the EMT that it was from brine shrimp from the lobster!

If you don't get it, don't ask. You WILL NOT want to know.

 

[Private Vasquez]

What a waste of a perfectly edible lobster...

 

[ExLimey]

What a waste of a perfectly edible lobster...

Really, she threw it in the trash! I mean there have got to be cheaper things to get off with! Where's PETA when they're really needed?

What does a lobster go for these days? $9/lb? What's a cucumber or zucchini? A couple of bucks at most? You can even grow them yourself and save that way.

 

[claude_moveml]

A medic friend of mine told me of an iatrogenic (physician induced) deformity in one patient that left a hole in the wall between vagina and rectum. Poor woman.

No thanks for reminding me of the lobster story.

The cucumbers my parents grow are much fatter than the ones you get in shops, and knobbly, and curved