man, now i wanna squirrel

[killallhippies]

also, i really need to change the fucking channel. america's got talent is not for me.

 

[Farrah]

also, i really need to change the fucking channel. america's got talent is not for me.

Squirrels are evil! I'm pretty sure they plan to take over the human race and make us their minions. Yours would smother you with its bushy little tail or crack open your nuts with its teeth at the first opportunity.

 

[killallhippies]

that meme is a lie created by opossums because they're dicks and they know they're too ugly to ever be lovable.

 

[Farrah]

Squirrels weren't enough to contend with? Now we gotta talk about possums?

 

[killallhippies]

the lie can only be destroyed by the truth.

 

[Farrah]

That's heavy.

Please don't get a squirrel.

 

[killallhippies]

why not? they're cute, they're smart, they have sweet tails and they're really good at burying shit and then digging it back up at a later date. what's not to love?

 

[Farrah]

I think you and I have had this conversation? Maybe it was someone else. Anyway, it goes back to college, some pot that was not just pot, and a bunch of freaky squirrels. They spoke to me, and they did not say nice things.

Have you seen this? Cracks me up...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQ-DBiO894

 

[killallhippies]

it was probably opossums in disguise.

odd connection: i was once tripping hard after sucking on the cap of a the bottle the acid had been stored in and i went outside to get away from people. i managed to chill for what seemed like at most a minute or two before a possum came around the corner. i nearly had a heart attack and ran inside. i have no idea why. it wasn't even aware of my existence and it was moving away from me until i got up, but it still scared the shit out of me.

yeah, that's not really interesting, but it's true. other weird shit happened during that trip, but that stuff isn't fun.

also, i've seen that. it is both cute and disgusting.

 

[blobfish]

Are flying squirrels real, or is that just a myth propagated by the media?

 

[killallhippies]

they're real, but sugar gliders are cuter.

 

[blobfish]

they're real, but sugar gliders are cuter.

Sounds tasty!

 

[killallhippies]

well, cats seem to love them.

 

[Farrah]

it was probably opossums in disguise.

odd connection: i was once tripping hard after sucking on the cap of a the bottle the acid had been stored in and i went outside to get away from people. i managed to chill for what seemed like at most a minute or two before a possum came around the corner. i nearly had a heart attack and ran inside. i have no idea why. it wasn't even aware of my existence and it was moving away from me until i got up, but it still scared the shit out of me.

yeah, that's not really interesting, but it's true. other weird shit happened during that trip, but that stuff isn't fun.

also, i've seen that. it is both cute and disgusting.

That's an awful thing to put in my head.

In all seriousness, if I had seen a possum in that condition, I probably would have had a stroke. And you don't need a good reason for freaking out...you were tripping, and it was a fucking possum.

Heh. My thoughts, too.

 

[killallhippies]

indeed. possums are creepy and do not make good trip buddies. in fact, all animals are bad to be around while tripping. a friend of mine ruined my cat during his first trip. he also somehow managed to buy a strawberry bagel while he was peaking and eat a cigarette after deciding it would be a bad idea to try and stick it through his finger.

ahhh, memories. i almost miss that shit until i remember how shitty i always felt the day after.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Don't make me get the bunny with the pancake on his head.

 

[Farrah]

indeed. possums are creepy and do not make good trip buddies. in fact, all animals are bad to be around while tripping. a friend of mine ruined my cat during his first trip. he also somehow managed to buy a strawberry bagel while he was peaking and eat a cigarette after deciding it would be a bad idea to try and stick it through his finger.

ahhh, memories. i almost miss that shit until i remember how shitty i always felt the day after.

Wait...what??? How did he ruin your cat?

You know what I cannot do in that state? Actually smoke a cigarette. I would always light one and then look down a few seconds later (or so I thought), and there would be one cigarette-length ash hanging from the filter. But other than the unintentional trip, I never had a bad experience. I took a lot of bubble baths (bubbles are pretty), reached up to stroke the moon, watched my coffee table turn back into the tree it was made from, etc. All wondrous, magical stuff.

Yup. Those were the good old days. Now I'm old and would probably lose my mind.

 

[killallhippies]

Don't make me get the bunny with the pancake on his head.

go for it.

Wait...what??? How did he ruin your cat?

You know what I cannot do in that state? Actually smoke a cigarette. I would always light one and then look down a few seconds later (or so I thought), and there would be one cigarette-length ash hanging from the filter. But other than the unintentional trip, I never had a bad experience. I took a lot of bubble baths (bubbles are pretty), reached up to stroke the moon, watched my coffee table turn back into the tree it was made from, etc. All wondrous, magical stuff.

Yup. Those were the good old days. Now I'm old and would probably lose my mind.

unintentional torture. he picked it up by the tail and held it for a bit too long like that. she was not a happy cat.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

go for it.

http://madisonconservative.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bunny_pancake.jpg

Boom.

...

That's right.

I said, boom.

 

[gravyrug]

Squirrels are just muscle for the robins. Those bastards are pure evil.

Possums are also evil (as well as foul-smelling), but they're not organized.

 

[KRCummings]

Squirrels taste good. Opossums are just giant rats. Nasty things. And they hiss. Nothing that hisses is good.
Rabbits are cute and yummy and pancakes are yummy. It's a win-win.

 

[killallhippies]

Boom.

...

That's right.

I said, boom.

you did indeed.

Squirrels are just muscle for the robins. Those bastards are pure evil.

Possums are also evil (as well as foul-smelling), but they're not organized.

man, don't say that. i fucking hate robins. those assholes have a nasty habit of sitting on my window sill and singing their goddamned morning song on the days i really don't fucking need it. in short, they are assholes.

Squirrels taste good. Opossums are just giant rats. Nasty things. And they hiss. Nothing that hisses is good.
Rabbits are cute and yummy and pancakes are yummy. It's a win-win.

eating bunnies is a sin. god said so. it's cause they eat poop.

 

[gravyrug]

you did indeed.



man, don't say that. i fucking hate robins. those assholes have a nasty habit of sitting on my window sill and singing their goddamned morning song on the days i really don't fucking need it. in short, they are assholes.



eating bunnies is a sin. god said so. it's cause they eat poop.

Squirrels are really, really tasty, though.

 

[neci]

nasty ass rodents.

 

[killallhippies]

i swear to god i responded to this fucking thread like fifteen minutes ago, but there's nothing here. what did i do??!