Man my roommate has all the luck

[Azwed]

He flips his new truck and totals it.

Doesn't get a scratch on him so I guess some of my immortality must have rubbed off on him.

The issurance pays him 1500 more then what he paid for it and the new truck he gets has almost a full point lower finance rate.

Bastard.

 

[red_rose]

You have a lot of car-related issues, don't you, Az?

 

[Monazwx]

Damn, you're right. Some people do have all the luck.
Lucky fucker.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Now it's your turn. Go flip a truck.

 

[#1tankcomander]

May I.....

Flip you PV?????

 

[Private Vasquez]

Heads or tails?

 

[Azwed]

You have a lot of car-related issues, don't you, Az?

I was originaly going to school to be a Mechanical engineer and work for one of the automakers. I gave up on it cause my math skills just aren't there.

I still spend alot of time around cars and working on cars and thinking about cars though. I am a serious car nut and should probably seek proffesional help. Proffesional race car driver help that is. muahahah

 

[Azwed]

Now it's your turn. Go flip a truck.

I have got to scan the pictures from my wreck. I will do it tomorrow I swear someone pm me and remind me.

 

[Laurel]

Tails!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Heads! sorry...you'll have to be the recieving team.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Heads! sorry...you'll have to be the recieving team.

Damn


Girls always get to recieve

 

[Private Vasquez]

You would rather be the kicking team?

 

[patient1]

Was that kicking or licking?

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's a kick in the tongue. How's that?

 

[patient1]

I'll work with it. I'm a leg man, I can begin with the toes , or the instep if she's a soccer style kicker. Nobody her height has longer legs than Barbie.


)i(

 

[Private Vasquez]

Barbie can only wear high heeled soccer boots.

 

[OUTSIDER]

He flips his new truck and totals it.

Doesn't get a scratch on him so I guess some of my immortality must have rubbed off on him.

The issurance pays him 1500 more then what he paid for it and the new truck he gets has almost a full point lower finance rate.

Bastard.

We have a saying here in the UK that would seem to apply here.

Your roomy "Could fall in shit and still come up smelling of rose's".

Seem's quite apt don't you think.

 

[Gamelover221]

I'm a pretty lucky guy in general. Nothing lately that has happened to the extent of a new car, but I recently got 2 free tickets to 6-flags. Now my problem is deciding who to take.