Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

[JazzManJim]

For some reason today, I'm Captain Manual Dexterity!

No, I'm not doing coin-tricks or anything, but I'm just feeling very nimble-fingered and adroit of hand. And I've made two amazing saves by catching stuff other people have dropped? Remember that scene from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" where Michelle Yeoh's character knocked the tea cup off the table and Jen caught it? Yeah, that was me today twice, only better. I was the Li Mu Bai of my office. Dispatch Ninja!

So that can only mean that I'm way willing to give neckrubs, backrubs, very delicious spankings, and other finger-related ministrations.

<wiggles fingers> Come! Sit! Lie down! Enjoy!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*runs over and settles in front of Jimmy*

I'd like the works please...

 

[Suzi]

For some reason today, I'm Captain Manual Dexterity!

No, I'm not doing coin-tricks or anything, but I'm just feeling very nimble-fingered and adroit of hand. And I've made two amazing saves by catching stuff other people have dropped? Remember that scene from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" where Michelle Yeoh's character knocked the tea cup off the table and Jen caught it? Yeah, that was me today twice, only better. I was the Li Mu Bai of my office. Dispatch Ninja!

So that can only mean that I'm way willing to give neckrubs, backrubs, very delicious spankings, and other finger-related ministrations.

<wiggles fingers> Come! Sit! Lie down! Enjoy!

*wicked evil grin*...

Be careful what you wish for Jazz........you might just get it!

 

[StrawberryPez]

*points to my shoulder*

I have this horrid knot in my shoulder. I think I slept wrong. Could you fix it?

Please. *sweet innocent look*

 

[marksgirl]

I got two sets of two I can think of that you can put those hands to work on hon!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

Be careful what you wish for Jazz........you might just get it!

I *never* wish for something I can't handle well.

Okay, y'all line up. Be patient. Get ready to enjoy yourself a whole lot! The works is by far the preferred package so vixie's gonna be extra-lucky!

(Just for Pezzie....I'm exceptional at working out knots. I've actually gotten some instruction in how to do that).

 

[StrawberryPez]

Re: Re: Re: Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

(Just for Pezzie....I'm exceptional at working out knots. I've actually gotten some instruction in how to do that).

yay!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

I *never* wish for something I can't handle well.

Okay, y'all line up. Be patient. Get ready to enjoy yourself a whole lot! The works is by far the preferred package so vixie's gonna be extra-lucky!

(Just for Pezzie....I'm exceptional at working out knots. I've actually gotten some instruction in how to do that).

I have a thought. Because I'm selfish and want Jimmy all to myself for a while, why don't I work on Pezzie while he works on me? I'm a trained masseuse (which my French roommate just discovered and LOVES me for), and I can get that knot out for you lickitysplit!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

I have a thought. Because I'm selfish and want Jimmy all to myself for a while, why don't I work on Pezzie while he works on me? I'm a trained masseuse (which my French roommate just discovered and LOVES me for), and I can get that knot out for you lickitysplit!

<ahem> Because your hands won't be all you'd end up using?

Simmer down, cutie. There's plenty of time.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man, I'm all about using my hands today!

<ahem> Because your hands won't be all you'd end up using?

Simmer down, cutie. There's plenty of time.

Jimmybear, you have yet to hear about my... euphoric day yesterday....


It's created a hell of a condition to be alive in today!