Man, I tried to get you Snap on

[KillerMuffin]

But I think you're getting a blow job.

Sorry, dude.

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

*SNAP*

 

[Never]

KillerMuffin:
"But I think you're getting a blow job.

Sorry, dude."

Um. That's not really what I want but if it's the best you have to offer I'll take it.
Oh, I got you that sports bra you wanted. Here, let me try it on and jog around the block a few times to see how it fits.

 

[Dillinger]

What is the concept behind the sports bra anyway? I mean I've always considered tits to be both a spectator sport and a sport that I will happily participate in on a regular basis.

 

[Problem Child]

what is a snap on?

Easy Killer...remember, she's just a girl.

No, not a girl like you...she's a normal girl, and she knows nothing of this "Snap on" of which you speak.

 

[Never]

Dillinger:
"What is the concept behind the sports bra anyway? I mean I've always considered tits to be both a spectator sport and a sport that I will happily participate in on a regular basis."

I wonder if I could make any money cloning miniture versions of you and attaching them to women's breasts to support and flatter them?

 

[binkley]

Snap-on: Hand Tools, Power Tools, Tool Boxes

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, not a girl like you...she's a normal girl,

I am too a normal girl! I'll put on heels to kick your ass to prove it!

Quit staring at my tits when I'm being angry at you. That is just soooooo not fair.

You are incorrigible. Incorrigible.

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger:
"What is the concept behind the sports bra anyway? I mean I've always considered tits to be both a spectator sport and a sport that I will happily participate in on a regular basis."

I wonder if I could make any money cloning miniture versions of you and attaching them to women's breasts to support and flatter them?

You might have some trouble with the "miniture" part.

 

[Starfish]

At least you admit when you are a crappy socket.

 

[freakygirl]

Snap on makes my panties wet

almost as much as Problem Childs posts.

 

[Problem Child]

Snap on makes my panties wet

almost as much as Problem Childs posts.

Wow, you're just like *bratcat*, huh?

 

[Guest]

Derek Jeter - Short Stop
New York Yankees. No2

 

[Never]

KillerMuffin:
"I am too a normal girl!"

Normal woman.
Has thirty years of feminist brainwashing taught you nothing?

 

[freakygirl]

Wow, you're just like *bratcat*, huh?

hehehe..

You want slapped don't you?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooooops.



Yeah, what Never said. I'm a normal woman!!!

 

[Problem Child]

hehehe..

You want slapped don't you?

I'd rather blown, since we're in partial sentences.

 

[Problem Child]

Derek Jeter - Short Stop
New York Yankees. No2

Lead poisoning in young children is an ugly thing.

 

[Drizzt Do'Urden]

Ooooops.



Yeah, what Never said. I'm a normal woman!!!

so all women own pink handguns, have extreemly fit figures, and write fantastic stories and poems?

 

[freakygirl]

so all women own pink handguns, have extreemly fit figures, and write fantastic stories and poems?

Ass kisser




Problem Child

Be patient with me. I've almost completly stopped using ellipses. Partial sentances are next on my list.

 

[Drizzt Do'Urden]

Ass kisser

you're just jealous b/c i said it first.

 

[Problem Child]

Problem Child

Be patient with me. I've almost completly stopped using ellipses. Partial sentances are next on my list.

I'm very proud of you, my child.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, uh, no, not all women do. I don't actually own a pink handgun. It's steel.

But at any rate. That's, well, that's not me either. It's some Italian chick in a tanfoglio ad.

Though I'm pretty fit, if I do say so myself. Just not scrawny like she is.

But yeah, I'm a normal woman.







Aren't I...?

 

[Never]

Do you want to be?
You could be so much more than normal.