Wolk
The howny wabbit
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In retrospect, it was an awfully stupid idea, but at the time of its conception the generals must have thought it would make a powerful statement, if nothing else. Georgiy Vishen, the USSR's young test pilot was to fly the newly designed stealth plane from Cuba right through the heart of the United States, bringing back photos and humiliating the big and powerful America in front of the whole world.
He nearly succeeded, too, making his way over Florida, then further north through Georgia, and over the mountains into Kentucky's foothills. That's where the problem came up, and an engine fire forced him to ditch. Of course, there was no way a plane like this could be allowed to fall into Western hands, and so Georgiy hit self-destruct, launching himself out of the cockpit, while the plane nearly evaporated in a powerful blast, leaving only tiny pieces of debris, which scattered around, and started a minor forest fire that further destroyed all evidence. Nobody ever knew he was there, and the final blip on the radar would most likely be attributed to a glitch, or a small meterite impact.
And so after such outcome, the mission 'never happened'. Having monitored the crash site with sattelites for a few days and satisfied that not one soul, let alone military or FBI showed any interest to it, the Soviet Air Force buried all traces of this mission ever being planned, prepared, or carried out, and informed the pilot's family that he died in a tragic training accident.
Meanwhile, he parachuted down into the richly forested hills and began thinking what he should do next. Naturally, there would be no rescue mission so deep in the heart of America with whom there wasn't even a war. He couldn't surrender; it would be disgraceful for an officer trusted with such an important mission. Then what?
The answer to that didn't come. He knew he had to walk, and so he did. By the second day he regretfully had to admit that his strength was slowly but gradually going and that he could not survive without food and water. Walking for a few more days gave him time to think of a plan that wouldn't involve him stating his name, rank, and unit to the American military police. Finally, he got to a field and where there was a field there were people. A quick treck around the farm told him that it was secluded, a single property far from all others. It looked slightly run down, but it was still obvious somebody lived here.
Georgiy went back to the forest, took off everything he had on him, including the knife and pistol, both of which he parted with with regret, and buried everything where he hoped nobody would ever find it. The only thing on his lean, well-developed body that could identify him now was a blue tatoo: "318 - BBC". It stood for "318th of the Air Force", but as luck would have it the Russian abbreviatoin of Air Force contained only letters present also in the English alphabet, so nobody could suspect him based on that.
Naked, he marched back to the field, in the process getting scratches all over his body from treebranches and barbs on the ground. He bled, but pushed on, and by the time he came out to the rows of potato bushes he looked like he walked like that for a very long time, wandering.
A horseman appeared in the distance, and when he came close enough to see details, Georgiy began moving about aimlessly, raising his hands to the sun and laughing. He started singing, but as he did realized that while he spoke near-perfect English, he knew not one song in it. And so he sang without words: "Mmm-mmm, na-na-na-na, la-la." He mumbled something from time to time, looking to all the world as a lunatic.
The horseman got very close now and suddenly Georgiy realized it wasn't a man at all, but a very attractive woman. His cheeks flushed in embarassmen, realizing that his broad shoulders, hairy chest, distinct washboard abs and long penis were all exposed to her. Thankfully, the day was hot, and cuts on his cheeks bled slightly, so his blushing was far from the first thing that would catch her eye. He looked at her and smiled, then clapped his hands once and grinned, mumbling something unintelligeble. And with that he collapsed down, suddenly fainting, which lack of water, his fatigue, and wounds made easy to fake.
He nearly succeeded, too, making his way over Florida, then further north through Georgia, and over the mountains into Kentucky's foothills. That's where the problem came up, and an engine fire forced him to ditch. Of course, there was no way a plane like this could be allowed to fall into Western hands, and so Georgiy hit self-destruct, launching himself out of the cockpit, while the plane nearly evaporated in a powerful blast, leaving only tiny pieces of debris, which scattered around, and started a minor forest fire that further destroyed all evidence. Nobody ever knew he was there, and the final blip on the radar would most likely be attributed to a glitch, or a small meterite impact.
And so after such outcome, the mission 'never happened'. Having monitored the crash site with sattelites for a few days and satisfied that not one soul, let alone military or FBI showed any interest to it, the Soviet Air Force buried all traces of this mission ever being planned, prepared, or carried out, and informed the pilot's family that he died in a tragic training accident.
Meanwhile, he parachuted down into the richly forested hills and began thinking what he should do next. Naturally, there would be no rescue mission so deep in the heart of America with whom there wasn't even a war. He couldn't surrender; it would be disgraceful for an officer trusted with such an important mission. Then what?
The answer to that didn't come. He knew he had to walk, and so he did. By the second day he regretfully had to admit that his strength was slowly but gradually going and that he could not survive without food and water. Walking for a few more days gave him time to think of a plan that wouldn't involve him stating his name, rank, and unit to the American military police. Finally, he got to a field and where there was a field there were people. A quick treck around the farm told him that it was secluded, a single property far from all others. It looked slightly run down, but it was still obvious somebody lived here.
Georgiy went back to the forest, took off everything he had on him, including the knife and pistol, both of which he parted with with regret, and buried everything where he hoped nobody would ever find it. The only thing on his lean, well-developed body that could identify him now was a blue tatoo: "318 - BBC". It stood for "318th of the Air Force", but as luck would have it the Russian abbreviatoin of Air Force contained only letters present also in the English alphabet, so nobody could suspect him based on that.
Naked, he marched back to the field, in the process getting scratches all over his body from treebranches and barbs on the ground. He bled, but pushed on, and by the time he came out to the rows of potato bushes he looked like he walked like that for a very long time, wandering.
A horseman appeared in the distance, and when he came close enough to see details, Georgiy began moving about aimlessly, raising his hands to the sun and laughing. He started singing, but as he did realized that while he spoke near-perfect English, he knew not one song in it. And so he sang without words: "Mmm-mmm, na-na-na-na, la-la." He mumbled something from time to time, looking to all the world as a lunatic.
The horseman got very close now and suddenly Georgiy realized it wasn't a man at all, but a very attractive woman. His cheeks flushed in embarassmen, realizing that his broad shoulders, hairy chest, distinct washboard abs and long penis were all exposed to her. Thankfully, the day was hot, and cuts on his cheeks bled slightly, so his blushing was far from the first thing that would catch her eye. He looked at her and smiled, then clapped his hands once and grinned, mumbling something unintelligeble. And with that he collapsed down, suddenly fainting, which lack of water, his fatigue, and wounds made easy to fake.