Man Food - Girl Food

What's an expresso?

I combine avocado and bacon. What does that make me?

Also, marmite is not human food.
 
What's "marmite"? It sounds like an insect.

Also, all veggie food= girl food. I got called out a lot on it before. Not sure why, as I was, at the time, following a diet set by Bill Pearl in a misguided attempt at masculinity.

Judging by the way my grandmother cooks, all food is girl food. Men are not allowed in the kitchen. You will be chased away with knives. Then served food fried in lard. I secretly cook at night when everyone sleeps.
 
If the new pop commercials are any indication, dudes don't drink diet. We get manly names like "Pepsi Max" or "Coke 0"- I think that there's a new Dr. Pepper to, and I'm getting to where I really like Pepper for some reason...
 
Just a bit of fun, but I've noticed food falls into two main categories: Man Food and Girl Food, though there is some Unisex Food.
Examples:
Yoghurt, Avocado, Smoothies - all Girl Food
Love yoghurt & avocado. Smoothies are gay.

Bacon, Real Ale, Cheese on toast - Man Food
Yuk except for the ale.

Expresso, Marmite, Chocolate cream eggs - Unisex
Further suggestions and comments would be welcome :)
It's espresso and the rest is compost.
 
Just a bit of fun, but I've noticed food falls into two main categories: Man Food and Girl Food, though there is some Unisex Food.
Examples:
Yoghurt, Avocado, Smoothies - all Girl Food
Bacon, Real Ale, Cheese on toast - Man Food
Expresso, Marmite, Chocolate cream eggs - Unisex
Further suggestions and comments would be welcome :)

That's stupid. And what the fuck is an expresso?
 
mmmm....alfalfa sprouts, avocado, tomato and Gouda cheese on seedy 5 grain whole wheat bread.

Maybe a girl thing ? I dunno :D
 
What's Marmite?

Bacon and avocado on toast with mayo is good. Do people eat cheese on toast?
 
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