Man arrested for performing "vaginal exerorcism"...with his penis

[Aphro]

You have ghosts in your vagina? Here, let me help you with that...

http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/09/09...r-exorcising-a-haunted-vagina-with-his-penis/

I do give this guy full props for creativity. Honestly, sounds like he had a great thing going here. A "paranormalist" who performs vaginal exorcisms. He should have had a business card.

I'm trying to figure out why he was arrested though. I mean, she agreed to the "exorcism"... and he told her what he was going to do to perform it. Like, duh...

I thought maybe some of the guys here might like to try this method for getting laid and see if it works for them. I'm sure there may be other haunted vaginas around.

 

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[Recidiva]

Hah! Another historical bit:

Dr. Swift's Cure for Hysteria (manual masturbation by a doctor)

http://www.explorehistoricalif.com/hysteria.html

I also like the guy in the Midwest who got a lot of women by wearing a hoodie, talking in a crap British accent and saying he was Banksy.

 

[Aphro]

Hah! Another historical bit:

Dr. Swift's Cure for Hysteria (manual masturbation by a doctor)

http://www.explorehistoricalif.com/hysteria.html

I also like the guy in the Midwest who got a lot of women by wearing a hoodie, talking in a crap British accent and saying he was Banksy.

You need to see this movie, Recidiva: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1435513/

It's about the doctor who invented the vibrator, because he was getting hand cramps from having to give too many orgasms. It's actually not a bad movie.

 

[Recidiva]

You need to see this movie, Recidiva: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1435513/

It's about the doctor who invented the vibrator, because he was getting hand cramps from having to give too many orgasms. It's actually not a bad movie.

Yup, that's the funny part. Doctors used to complain that it was strenuous and needed a decent mechanical device to stop having to do this dreary chore.

 

[CandiCame]

Hah! Another historical bit:

Dr. Swift's Cure for Hysteria (manual masturbation by a doctor)

http://www.explorehistoricalif.com/hysteria.html

I also like the guy in the Midwest who got a lot of women by wearing a hoodie, talking in a crap British accent and saying he was Banksy.

That's exactly where my mind went with this. That whole "Must have a touch of the hysteria" thing.

 

[Recidiva]

That's exactly where my mind went with this. That whole "Must have a touch of the hysteria" thing.

Hey! Hi. Good to see you.

It just goes so against the narrative that guys will want sex with anybody, for any reason.

No, when you're not into it and it's a job, no matter your hormonal inclination, you're bored and downtrodden. Kinda awesome.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You need to see this movie, Recidiva: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1435513/

It's about the doctor who invented the vibrator, because he was getting hand cramps from having to give too many orgasms. It's actually not a bad movie.

GM AFRODEITY

I use mine to cure the dread 7 YEAR ITCH many females catch. I serve humanity.

 

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[Saint Peter]

"I am sorry to inform you the spirit has moved from your vagina to your asshole. I can help you with that!"

 

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[SigmundFraud]

I would have performed this exorcism for free.

So Lit ladies just so you know if your cunt is haunted I'm your guy.

 

[Recidiva]

I would have performed this exorcism for free.

So Lit ladies just so you know if your cunt is haunted I'm your guy.

Great. Now I'm thinking Cuntergeist. I blame you. YOU did this.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Great. Now I'm thinking Cuntergeist. I blame you. YOU did this.

No.

Blame it on Obama.

Everything is his fault.

 

[Recidiva]

No.

Blame it on Obama.

Everything is his fault.

I think I'm going to do that. I should picket the White House with a sign. "Cuntergeist is your fault!" I'm sure the Secret Service has a sense of humor.

 

[Aphro]

Great. Now I'm thinking Cuntergeist. I blame you. YOU did this.

OMG, I just spit tea on my keyboard! Cuntergeist!

Sigmund...you should get some business cards printed.

 

[SigmundFraud]

OMG, I just spit tea on my keyboard! Cuntergeist!

Sigmund...you should get some business cards printed.

My cock is a holy rod.

It needs polished daily.

 

[Aphro]

My cock is a holy rod.

It needs polished daily.

Does it shoot holy water, too?

 

[about_average]

Ha. Reminds me of the guy who was arrested in the 80's in MA (I think) for performing vaginal Rolfing on some of his patients.

 

[Recidiva]

Ha. Reminds me of the guy who was arrested in the 80's in MA (I think) for performing vaginal Rolfing on some of his patients.

Rolfing is funny and vaginal Rolfing is funnier.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Does it shoot holy water, too?

I can douse the whole front pew section

 

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[SigmundFraud]

http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/peter-north-great-compilation/2333511/

He is my idol except for his feminine voice. Guy sounds like a fag.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

He is the Load Master.

I saw a movie of him where he actually came inside of a woman. Her pussy looked like a bulldog eating mayonnaise afterwards.

You do have a flowery way of putting things.