Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...CHIPMUNKS!!! :D

Yes, I had that record growing up (Urban Chipmunk) and I played it a lot. I loved the chipmunks.
 
Don't let your babies become....

Catholic Priests..

Politicians..

Hetrophobes


:D
 
Incompetent.

Yes, noogums, you can pick up your damned laundry and put it in the hamper. You can take your dishes to the kitchen when you're done with them, and unlike your mother, when I ask you to do something and you say, "In a minute," I am not going to get tired of waiting and do it for you. Instead, I will loom over you like the sword of Democles until you get your skinny white butt in gear, now MARCH!

Ahem. Not that I'd know anything about that. :D
 
Accounts, attorneys, CEO's, managers, car salesmen, Insurance salesmen, politicians, doctors, bankers (just to name a few)....in other words liars and theives...
 
Okay, seeing PV's AV for the first time, and shooting cola out my nose. Damn.

Thanks, PV. That clears the sinuses right up.
 
lavender said:
So what do you women folk thing a mother should be worried about when raising her son to be a respectable citizen and a man who treats women the way they deserve?


Respect yourself and others
Treat others as you want to be treated
Listen
Communicate
 
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*bratcat* said:


I am attempting to teach my only son not to be a bully and to get a grip on his rage.

No shit, kids these days. If they are thinkin' they're a bully, as a responsible parent you gotta step up and show them what a real bully is like. Guarantee they'll fall in line.
 
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70/30 said:


No shit, kids these days. If they are thinkin' they're a bully, as a responsible parent you gotta step up and show them what a real bully is like. Guarantee they'll fall in line.

Now if only more parents would do this one. I might not have had to take after those 2 little shits last winter who were tormenting my daughter and my nephew on their way home. I think I put the fear of God into thise 2 little fuckers. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, puts their hands on my daughter and gets away with it.

Which brings me to another for the list. Wife beaters. My son learned at the age of 3 that he was NEVER to hit his sister or any othre girl. The whole "boys don't hit girls" thing was taught early He's taken this one to heart to the point when he thought his cousin was going to hit his sister, he cold cocked the little snot in the head with a toy. I didn't have the heart to holler at him too loud over hitting. He was, after all, standing up for his beloved big sister. :)
 
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70/30 said:


No shit, kids these days. If they are thinkin' they're a bully, as a responsible parent you gotta step up and show them what a real bully is like. Guarantee they'll fall in line.

Violence breeds violence. As a parent of two boys I would not 'show' my child what a real bully is like. This is not the way to teach a child. I can almost guarantee doing it your way you will find a boy that grows into a man full of anger and rage.


Anger management is a good approach. Encouraging them to vent their anger in appropriate ways ie kicking a ball, riding his bike, working out, etc. Safe things to do with venting anger.
 
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