Males: Do you find it easy to balance for women?

[parodyluvr75]

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[tedsbeds]

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Now I am very confused, pull women, balance for women. It all seems contrary to the laws of physics.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm not interested in a male unless he has good balance.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm not interested in a male unless he has good balance.

I don't blame you. Some sex positions really need good balance. One false move and you could crack your head like an egg.
Going to the ER for a sex injury would not be a high point in my life.

 

[tedsbeds]

I'm not interested in a male unless he has good balance.

My balance is superb. I stand erect on sliding sheet of fiberglass and wood going down mountains covered with ice, going down waves of brine, have just the right amount of work family and play. And even after a couple of drinks I don't fall for many women.
OK?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've had some wild sex but none that ever landed me in the hospital.

 

[tedsbeds]

I've had some wild sex but none that ever landed me in the hospital.

It also depends on the width of the platform!

 

[parodyluvr75]

My balance is superb. I stand erect on sliding sheet of fiberglass and wood going down mountains covered with ice, going down waves of brine, have just the right amount of work family and play. And even after a couple of drinks I don't fall for many women.
OK?

How many women are we talking?

 

[tedsbeds]

How many women are we talking?

I gentleman never reveals the number of his conquests!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I gentleman never reveals the number of his conquests!

^^^has had a whole lot of womenz

 

[FGB]

I have pulled a muscle a time or two.

The last time she was half my age... but SHE was limping when she left!

 

[Noor]

Where is the poll, Birdie? It's no fun without a poll and silly answers.