Male Up For Chat, Role-Playing, Whatever...I'm Bored and Horny

OrcishBarbarian

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The title pretty much tells the tale. This imaginative, deliciously twisted :devil: straight Caucasian male in his late 30s from Northern California is looking for online partners for chat and role-playing. Age and race unimportant. I'm not explicitly looking for RL partners, but I leave that door open if some chemistry manifests itself in the course of our chats. Otherwise, we'll stick to chats and perhaps graduate to some camming.

I have access to the Internet from work and home, and love to write and to entertain. I'm up for anything from get-to-know-you chat to role-playing detailed scenes and writing entire stories. I'm very open-minded, politically incorrect, and something of a dom. I have few limits in my writing...and others I have written with say I rarely disappoint them.

You can find my contact info in my profile.
 
After Careful Consideration...

...I've come to the conclusion that this forum just isn't conducive to a male finding any kind of chat partners. This place must be damn near stag, considering how many response the female posters get versus males. So I'll try (Mention of different "personals" web site removed.)...
 
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Oh God No

Not (Mention of different "personals" web site removed.) trolls galore, odd and unsavory, just a bad idea...you sound too intelligent and of a better sort than the average CL poster!!!!
 
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Give you a bump and hope you come back soon :kiss:

OrcishBarbarian said:
...I've come to the conclusion that this forum just isn't conducive to a male finding any kind of chat partners. This place must be damn near stag, considering how many response the female posters get versus males. So I'll try (Mention of different "personals" web site removed.)...
 
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Thanks. Good to know I'm not totally invisible, and I haven't contracted a case of virtual leprosy or something.

Unlike many people, I can actually form a complete sentence, and send more detailed, interesting messages than, "u wanna cam n see my 9in" or "baby, lets u n me fuck." I suppose most of it comes from the fact I've been writing since the mid-1970s, and have done extensive role-playing. I was reading Heinlein and Clarke when most of my peers were reading comics.

And I see at least a handful of the female population here actually appreciates this...
 
No leprosy or anything like that (though you are looking a bit green under the gills there :p ). And being able to form a complete sentence is a good thing, which, unfortunately, quite a few have yet to master.


OrcishBarbarian said:
Thanks. Good to know I'm not totally invisible, and I haven't contracted a case of virtual leprosy or something.

Unlike many people, I can actually form a complete sentence, and send more detailed, interesting messages than, "u wanna cam n see my 9in" or "baby, lets u n me fuck." I suppose most of it comes from the fact I've been writing since the mid-1970s, and have done extensive role-playing. I was reading Heinlein and Clarke when most of my peers were reading comics.

And I see at least a handful of the female population here actually appreciates this...
 
Bumping this again, because I'm bored and even this corner of the Internet can't be completely stag. At some point in time a single female will happen by...
 
I have to say HEY!!!

I have said before that I would like to RP with you. I seem a little ditzy and kinda unintelligent but thats the front to the store. Take the time to walk around see whats on the shelves, maybe even the back room where its dark and sinister.

I think your a talented writer and I enjoy what you have written on the SRP boards.

But coming from an amateur like me, this may seem as if Im kissing your ass. To be honest, Im not. So, I can deal with virtual leprosy!!!!

Girls gotta getta laugh sometime
 
SuthernCumfort said:
I have to say HEY!!!

I have said before that I would like to RP with you. I seem a little ditzy and kinda unintelligent but thats the front to the store. Take the time to walk around see whats on the shelves, maybe even the back room where its dark and sinister.

I think your a talented writer and I enjoy what you have written on the SRP boards.

But coming from an amateur like me, this may seem as if Im kissing your ass. To be honest, Im not. So, I can deal with virtual leprosy!!!!

Girls gotta getta laugh sometime

My ISP took a nap last night, sorry.

Yes, I think I'd like to check out that back room with you. It's a little dark there, and secluded. No one will be able to hear us when I come up behind you, push you up against the wall. Scream if you want, but it won't stop me from lifting up your skirt with one hand as I slide the other under your shirt, moving inside your bra..
 
Hello there
Thought maybe you'd like someone to talk to for a bit, this just so happened to catch my attention and it seems like we're about in the same boat, bored and horny...thought that seems to be the way I am most of the time anymore...
Anyway, I'd love to talk, hope you don't mind some company <3
 
oh I never mind it rough not at all. Actually, I kinda like it that way ;)

I like being a slut and a whore when the moment calls for it. I like being tied up and used when needed. LOL sometime we should talk about these needs we both seem to be having maybe there is some way we can, uh work them out.

Jena
 
Yes...indeed I do. And I believe I also mentioned that I do, in fact, lick those kitties. But only for women who are good and deserve it...I do believe you qualify.

Lick_My_Kitty said:
Hello there
Thought maybe you'd like someone to talk to for a bit, this just so happened to catch my attention and it seems like we're about in the same boat, bored and horny...thought that seems to be the way I am most of the time anymore...
Anyway, I'd love to talk, hope you don't mind some company <3
 
Dana4Evah said:
I would think you should walk right up to him and ask. That's what I would do.

Especially if you can fill out that bikini. I can play with a nice set of tits for hours...
 
Far more than a promise...my hands sliding up under your shirt, toying with your bra, taking it off. Maybe spanking you once or twice for daring to even wear a bra when you come to meet me. Maybe I'll give you your bra back when I'm done with you...maybe I won't. Then it's my fingers meeting your hardening nipples...

Dana4Evah said:
Promises, promises :p
 
Man after my own heart :kiss:


OrcishBarbarian said:
Far more than a promise...my hands sliding up under your shirt, toying with your bra, taking it off. Maybe spanking you once or twice for daring to even wear a bra when you come to meet me. Maybe I'll give you your bra back when I'm done with you...maybe I won't. Then it's my fingers meeting your hardening nipples...



Only once or twice? Darn :kiss:

OrcishBarbarian said:
Maybe spanking you once or twice for daring to even wear a bra when you come to meet me.
 
Dana4Evah said:
I would think you should walk right up to him and ask. That's what I would do.


Well being straight forward is nice most of the time. If he likes that, and if he does, I may just ask more than for a walk.
 
SuthernCumfort said:
Well being straight forward is nice most of the time. If he likes that, and if he does, I may just ask more than for a walk.

I suspect that you won't get any complaints from him!
 
ha ha and I can also asked to be spanked, to be fucked, to be touched



Woops was that outloud!!! :devil: :devil:
 
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