Todd-'o'-Vision said:
Bindii said:Ok next time your in the shower try washing your hair (twice) include a scalp massage to encourage good hair growth while your at it...then put the conditioner in and wait 5 minutes before you rinse it out.
While your waiting you might as well get the razor out and shave under your arms, your bikini line and both your legs - without nicking yourself.
Ooops time to rinse the conditioner out....comb it through first to untangle any knots. Rince your haor twice to ensure all conditioner is removed..then follow with a cool rinse to help your hair to shine.
Skin looking a bit dull? Better exfoliate then! Pour some exfoliant onto a body glove and very carefully massage it onto every part of your body in a circular motion to remove all of those gross dead skin cells...there all shiny and new.
Before you get out don't forget to use the soap and wash yourself.....and you'd better apply a nice oil to your body while your in there since you've just exfoliated.
Almost time to get out...better masturbate quickly before hubby starts thinking your taking too long and comes to investigate!
Seriously it can take ages to look good.
Bindii said:
Its also an expensive business this beauty regime thing.
Prepare to hand your pay packet to the chemist!
sweetsubsarahh said:
sweetsubsarahh said:
LordLucan74 said:The ratio, according to a recent study (2001)...
60% of men masturbate (39% of whom do it daily)
45% of women masturbate
Now, as this is poll data, I suspect the figures are low. It is probably off by 15% for men and maybe 10% for women. However, the poll also noted that women who masturbate are more orgasmic and are more likely to have orgasms during intercourse. Also, men who masturbate daily are likely to produce less semen per ejaculation but are no less likely to orgasm during intercourse.
I do not believe that 90% of men are masturbating and 10% are lying, but I do believe this study's figures are low!! So someone is lying LOL!!
sweetsubsarahh said:
Miss. Janet said:
No WAY? I don't buy it... I mean... who doesn't masturbate?? They're trying to tell us that 40% of men and more than half of all women don't do it? HA! They just won't admit it.
LordLucan74 said:
Did you not read the last sentence I wrote before you replied?? Or did you start this email after only the first one?? I came to the same conclusion you did. Furthermore, I also noted my skepticism earlier in my paragraph.
However, I figure that EVERYONE doesn't do it. Especially older people and the country is aging. As we age, sex drives decrease and so does masturbation. I also figure that everyone who does it may not admit it.
I used to do it 1 or more times per day. Now I may do it a few time a week. It has decreased as I have moved through my 30s. However, I still have my days....yesterday I did it 3 times !!!
Before one types a post that repeats what someone else has already said and then "rolls their eyes".....perhaps they should learn to read more carefully that to which they are responding.
