Male seeks female for erotic banter and dirty emails

[MattWolf]

Life is busy, full, tiring, rewarding and I wouldn't change any of it. Yet sometimes... sometimes I just want to talk about the joys of a lifted hemline or the delicate feel of fingers tracing a line up a gently curved spine.

Sometimes it is nice to drop an innuendo into an inbox and wait with expectation for a flirty reply from a total stranger.

So I’m a man, 41, English. Slim, go jogging every other day but don't take it seriously enough to calling running. Probably a little over educated but with a good sense of the silly. I know that the real spoil sport is the person who doesn't take the game seriously. I know that words can move, can lift, can stir. I appreciate the value of a good photograph, the eroticism of whispered smut, the temptation of the quick and dirty, the joy of the long and drawn out...

I’m looking for women who’d like to play with words, dance with innuendo, tease with abandon and taunt with sexuality. Let's exchange messages, swap emails, see whether we connect and genuinely tickle each other's fancy...

 

[MattWolf]

Or, alternatively, I'm simply looking for a smart, sexy, sassy woman who'd like to talk dirty. [cheesy grin emoticon wearing sexy specs inserted here]

 

[MattWolf]

I'm off to bed. How about some gorgeous soul surprises me with some flirty, dirty or just unexpected on my inbox to read on the morning...?

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening. I've had some lovely replies, but I'm feeling that there is still somebody out there on here who would just completely float my boat. Is it you?

 

[MattWolf]

A tiring day at work battling the forces of beaurcracy and winter blues. Anyone like to distract me from my ennui....?

(No, ennui is not an innuendo. But prizes if you can turn it into one.)

 

[MattWolf]

A shameless not big not clever bump

 

[Naughtybox]

Nice

Glad you've got the responses you were looking for.

 

[MattWolf]

Glad you've got the responses you were looking for.

Thank you, I've had some nice replies but nothing yet where I'd say a connection has really clicked, so feel free to say hi again or drop me a pm.

 

[happyplayer]

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Glad you've got the responses you were looking for.

You are too sexy to be sarcastic hehe

 

[Mr. Briggs]

Good Luck! I think we all love a little female PM and banter Nothing better

 

[happyplayer]

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We sure do but easier to win the Lotto

 

[MattWolf]

You are too sexy to be sarcastic hehe

Was that sarcasm? Darn, maybe I'm too credulous or too optimistic but I was taking it as nice honest human communication...

 

[MattWolf]

One last cast, one further role of the dice, one further bump, once more unto the top of the personal ads... Once more: good evening

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening, morning, strange witching hour on the middle of the night.

 

[Kinky Minx]

Good evening, morning, strange witching hour on the middle of the night.

That all depends upon your given point upon this earths eternal spinning wheel...

 

[Darknesswoman]

Look no further Mr Wolf

 

[MattWolf]

That all depends upon your given point upon this earths eternal spinning wheel...

That is certainly true. The global nature of Literotica is an interesting reminder the Pythagaros was right and the world is round.

 

[MattWolf]

I'm looking for a flirty, but not necessarily dirty chat. Pm of you fancy.

 

[MattWolf]

I'm looking for a flirty, but not necessarily dirty chat. Pm if you fancy.

I'm bumping myself... why not? who else will...!

 

[MattWolf]

Good afternoon. A minor bump to draw attention to myself...

 

[MattWolf]

'Working' from home today and wouldn't mind being distracted by flirty or sexy or wise woman... Let me know if you think you match one or two or even (heaven!) all of those criteria and why...

 

[MattWolf]

A shameless bump... (Because come on, if you can't be shameless on Lit, where can you be?)

 

[LadyElsbeth]

A shameless bump... (Because come on, if you can't be shameless on Lit, where can you be?)

I will help you with a bump

 

[Awesomeaf]

A shameless bump... (Because come on, if you can't be shameless on Lit, where can you be?)

Bumpity bumping you.

 

[MattWolf]

I will help you with a bump

Mmm, thank you that was a lovely bump.