Male Pregnancy with a Twist

[Asbel]

I've always been weirdly fond of male pregnancy, but the idea of butt babies skeeves me out.

I've been searching for fiction in which the pregnant male maybe has a vagina so at least the baby has somewhere to go, and so far that fiction doesn't seem to exist.

I'm sitting here thinking to myself "Goddamn, is anyone ever going to write this story?"
And then I remembered. I write stories.

So I think I'm writing male cuntboy pregnancy fiction this week.

Thoughts and ideas? Maybe it's a dystopian future where all women inexplicably die off from some disease, and some men somehow evolve to compensate. It's probably not going to have any solid scientific plot.

 

[Carnevil9]

In my opinion, every story gets one "what if?" That is, every story gets to take one totally off the wall, unbelievable, zany idea, and run with it. This one "what if" is the reason the story exists. Because that's the point of the story, right? It's saying, "what if ...... were true?" and then extrapolates from there. You don't get a second zany idea, because that is cheating. But the first one is free. The whole point of your story is to ponder what would be the results of your One Big What-If.

In your male pregnancy idea, the concept of male pregnancy is your freebie "what if." The rest has to make sense, at least in the universe that you have created. Perhaps male birth always has to be by C-section? Perhaps it is always by Star Trek style transporter beam? Maybe the baby comes out the penis, which could result in a) a destroyed penis, or b) a penis that ultimately snaps back into its original shape, or even c) a SUPER PENIS that achieves superhuman powers after expelling a baby out of its urethra.

Okay, it's late. That's all I've got. But I think it is a good idea with lots of potential.

 

[Hypoxia]

Simple biology. Well-hung male-appearing crypto-hermaphrodite Hank has a vestigial but functional female reproductive system inside a moderate polyp off his rectum. A thorough butt-fucking impregnates him. His anus serves as the birth canal. No problem. The fun starts when he grows bodacious boobs. More fun if he has multiracial triplets from different fathers. White guy births one each black, Latino, and Asian kids. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Asbel]

Simple biology. Well-hung male-appearing crypto-hermaphrodite Hank has a vestigial but functional female reproductive system inside a moderate polyp off his rectum. A thorough butt-fucking impregnates him. His anus serves as the birth canal. No problem. The fun starts when he grows bodacious boobs. More fun if he has multiracial triplets from different fathers. White guy births one each black, Latino, and Asian kids. Hilarity ensues.

See, no, that's the shit that skeeves me out. Does anyone really want to see someone shitting out an entire baby?

In your male pregnancy idea, the concept of male pregnancy is your freebie "what if."

I think in this case "what if men had vaginas" is my freebie. Pregnancy is just the result.

 

[Hypoxia]

See, no, that's the shit that skeeves me out. Does anyone really want to see someone shitting out an entire baby?

Not much choice. Males have only so many orifices, one less than females. A masculine-looking hermaphrodite will probably NOT have a fully-functional vagina under his scrotum. It's more likely a crypto-vagina with ovaries et al stashed in a rectal polyp as I suggested. And for a guy to feel that giving birth is like taking a major dump is only justified. Take THAT, fella!

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've always been weirdly fond of male pregnancy, but the idea of butt babies skeeves me out.

I've been searching for fiction in which the pregnant male maybe has a vagina so at least the baby has somewhere to go, and so far that fiction doesn't seem to exist.

I'm sitting here thinking to myself "Goddamn, is anyone ever going to write this story?"
And then I remembered. I write stories.

So I think I'm writing male cuntboy pregnancy fiction this week.

Thoughts and ideas? Maybe it's a dystopian future where all women inexplicably die off from some disease, and some men somehow evolve to compensate. It's probably not going to have any solid scientific plot.

...or you could do a trans guy in a present-day setting. Testosterone usually makes non-op trans men infertile, but not always.

 

[Hypoxia]

Within somewhat plausible biological limits, how could an apparent male could give birth?

* As I suggested, a masculine-looking hermaphrodite with a vestigal but functional female reproductive system attached to some outlet such as his rectum. Impregnation via ass-fucking; delivery out the anus, ouch.

* Variant: A true hermaphrodite with both fully functional reproductive systems but lacking female "secondary sexual characteristics", i.e. breasts, wide hips, etc. Looks like a guy but there's a vagina behind their scrotum.

* A seemingly-ordinary male who is actually one of identical twins; his vestigal twin never developed and is still within him, maybe attached to his rectum as I suggested above. Ah, for some reason, the tiny twin starts to develop; our guy must give birth to his little brother.

* As Bramblethorn suggested, an F2M TG whose woman-parts were not disabled.

* Variant: a partial M2F TG gets a full female-system transplant but keeps his dick. Right.

* An ordinary male for some reason has had a womb surgically implanted just so he'll be a baby-carrier. This may or may not be voluntary on his part. Weren't there a couple movies with this scenario? If involuntary, it's a shock. If voluntary, he's got the uterus of his tragically-deceased wife; he's carrying their child to term.

* Less real: A fanatical Mad Scientist (TM) develops a serum that grows wombs et al in men. Anal intercourse is required for impregnation. Gay and bi men see a sudden rash of paradoxical births. Mad Scientist chuckles with satisfaction; now those GMs can suffer the usual indignities of married life, especially morning sickness.

* Even less real: Just go with magic. Some wizard / warlock / witch / whatever conjures wombs within men. Maybe battling mages so afflict their rivals' kinfolk and minions.

The easy way is a magic-hat trick: no explanation at all, just whip out a standard fait-accompli. Guy wakes up and finds he's pregnant. What a pickle! What to do? Doctors are mystified; mystics are amused; insurance won't cover him. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Akito01]

Sometimes the best solution is the one with least complications. In this case, I would opt for a cesarean section. The doctor makes it clear; regardless of how you got pregnant, the only way to delivery this baby without killing you is to schedule a cesarean.

The rest of the story -the fun part that covers the actual insemination, I would leave to your own particular fantasy. There are a lot of fun scenarios to consider that don't have to be outlandish, and I'm of the opinion that the least explanatory exposition as possible is preferable to spelling out a lot of biological pseudoscience that doesn't contribute to either the eroticism or character development. Just treat it as a fact of life and go from there.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sometimes the best solution is the one with least complications.

That was my last suggestion. The guy suddenly has a loaded womb with no explanation; deal with it. A Hollywood sequence would go: 1) Guy is preggers, gives birth, yada yada; 2) The sequel, ten years later, single dad, laffs; 3) The prequel, how he got nailed, the pseudoscience, etc. What to call the arc? MOM IS DAD or BACHELOR MOTHER or BIRTH FATHER or whatever.

Another tack: An anthology of vignettes. The framing device is a gathering of Birth Fathers sharing drinks and accounts. Each Mom-Dad tells their tale; each trod a different path, one of the fairly plausible biological scenarios I mentioned. Their histories are varying degrees of comedy, tragedy, drama, farce, maturity. Sort of as I did in A Taste of Spirits.