Male PMS their struggle is real!

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I sent my husband to my friends salon to get his hair cut. She just sent me a text. “Is your husband PMSing? He’s in the lobby eating a bag of M&Ms and drinking a Yoo-hoo...

My reply..

“PMS my husbands struggle is real. Can you give him a Calgon bath?

Who else has a male pms story?
 
I sent my husband to my friends salon to get his hair cut. She just sent me a text. “Is your husband PMSing? He’s in the lobby eating a bag of M&Ms and drinking a Yoo-hoo...

My reply..

“PMS my husbands struggle is real. Can you give him a Calgon bath?

Who else has a male pms story?

This whole post confuses me.
 
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Everybody has the same male pms story.

It's the classic irritable old man telling the kids to "get off my lawn" as he self medicates with a can of Budweiser(aka male pms midol)
 
I sent my husband to my friends salon to get his hair cut. She just sent me a text. “Is your husband PMSing? He’s in the lobby eating a bag of M&Ms and drinking a Yoo-hoo...

My reply..

“PMS my husbands struggle is real. Can you give him a Calgon bath?

Who else has a male pms story?

As a male, this sounds more like an opportunity to eat junk food while no one is looking, rather than indicating male PMS.

If he ordered a large pizza pie and shut himself in the den to binge-watch the Die Hard movies, that would indicate male PMS to me.
 
I would venture to say the severity of a mans "PMS" is directly proportional to his womans PMS. :)
 
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