Male period

[MalePeriod]

I am a man looking for a woman to experience a period with, pretty much you tell me what to buy in terms of pads/tampons. Then I change them when you do from an email, will have my phone set to notify me when I get the email. I'll even wear a pair of panties that my ex left at my place, Looking to start my (your) period on Saturday morning.

Message me if your interested.

 

[Candy4Us]

MalePeriod

Males do have a period with their own characteristics. It's better known as seminal retention headache. Men become bitchy, bloated, ravenous, withdrawn... They tend to argue more with others and can't understand why they're teary and perceive and question why the whole world is against them. It's really sad....

 

[FelicityJohns]

Would you also like to know when to lie down under the bus that will hit you and leave you feeling like a human punching bag for three days? When to experience the psychosis that comes in waves? How about when that tampon fails you in the middle of the mall?

So much fun you're missing out on, mister! Happy male menstruating.

 

[MalePeriod]

Nothing no help? At least tell me what I should buy and give me some advice, I would greatly appreciate it.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Nothing no help? At least tell me what I should buy and give me some advice, I would greatly appreciate it.

Super long overnighters. Trust me , its not overkill

 

[FelicityJohns]

Super long overnighters. Trust me , its not overkill

I seriously want to kiss whoever came up with those.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Here's wbat you do man. Get constipated and then just go to town on burgers, chicken, hot spicy foods, and pizza. Do that for several months, dropping huge solid poops.... You know, the kind that look like a huge snake and clogs up the toilet? Yeah at some point, you'll start bleeding down there and BAM male period.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I am a man looking for a woman to experience a period with, pretty much you tell me what to buy in terms of pads/tampons. Then I change them when you do from an email, will have my phone set to notify me when I get the email. I'll even wear a pair of panties that my ex left at my place, Looking to start my (your) period on Saturday morning.

Message me if your interested.

May I ask what you are trying to experience? The pain, the cramping. The blood -soaked clothes and sheets?

Or the hormone-induced fluctuations in emotion?

If you are seeking to experience empathy on some level, you're going to need castor oil to induce cramps, overnight pads, and a small enema bag you can fill with red sugar syrup. Tape the bag to your side and have a catheter tube with a valve attached that can be opened up to deposit the fluid between your legs and onto the pad. You'll need to make sure to release the valve so that you get a good gush every hour or so. You can change the pads as often as you like, but you're gonna hate how many times you need to go.

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.


Alternately to the castor oil, you could buy a TENS unit and place the conductive pads right above your groin and turn them up to about 7 and constant instead of pulse.

Now, continue this for AT LEAST five days. By then you should have as good idea of what menstruation is like..

 

[Chris_Michael]

May I ask what you are trying to experience? The pain, the cramping. The blood -soaked clothes and sheets?

Or the hormone-induced fluctuations in emotion?

If you are seeking to experience empathy on some level, you're going to need castor oil to induce cramps, overnight pads, and a small enema bag you can fill with red sugar syrup. Tape the bag to your side and have a catheter tube with a valve attached that can be opened up to deposit the fluid between your legs and onto the pad. You'll need to make sure to release the valve so that you get a good gush every hour or so. You can change the pads as often as you like, but you're gonna hate how many times you need to go.

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.


Alternately to the castor oil, you could buy a TENS unit and place the conductive pads right above your groin and turn them up to about 7 and constant instead of pulse.

Now, continue this for AT LEAST five days. By then you should have as good idea of what menstruation is like..

Ugh that was more gross than what I said.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Ugh that was more gross than what I said.

well... I wasn't going for gross. In this case, I was going for accuracy. Honestly, if he does all the above, he's got a shot at having a real experience.

I'm also dead serious about my curiositity. WtH is experiencing a period all about?

 

[FelicityJohns]

well... I wasn't going for gross. In this case, I was going for accuracy. Honestly, if he does all the above, he's got a shot at having a real experience.

I'm also dead serious about my curiositity. WtH is experiencing a period all about?

I feel like it's on par with wanting to experience what it's like to be kicked in the balls. Which I don't. I will take a guy's word for it that it's awful and leave it at that.

I describe my period to my hubs as a week of stomach flu coupled with psychosis and food poisoning... he's happy to take me at my word and is very patient and brings me stuff till it's over

I do appreciate empathy, though. But... yeah. Um, where you gonna put the tampon...?

 

[Chris_Michael]

Men are weird. I'll admit to envying women at times simply because I wish I knew what it was like to have boobs and a vagina. If I had the opportunity for one day, I would try to fit a school bus up my pussy.

And your skin is always so soft and smooth. Your hair is nice and smells good. And I basically just want to fuck one of you but if I were a woman, I wouldn't have to ask. I could just be sitting there, playing my game, eating cheetos, and fucking my pussy with a school bus.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Men are weird. I'll admit to envying women at times simply because I wish I knew what it was like to have boobs and a vagina. If I had the opportunity for one day, I would try to fit a school bus up my pussy.

And your skin is always so soft and smooth. Your hair is nice and smells good. And I basically just want to fuck one of you but if I were a woman, I wouldn't have to ask. I could just be sitting there, playing my game, eating cheetos, and fucking my pussy with a school bus.

holee fuck, Chris!?! Does it put the lotion on, too??
I'm fascinated with a hard cock. And the idea that you guys can't hide the damn things, so there's that. But no envy here, nor desire to have my own embarrassingly inconcealable crotch baton.. Lol

 

[Chris_Michael]

holee fuck, Chris!?! Does it put the lotion on, too??
I'm fascinated with a hard cock. And the idea that you guys can't hide the damn things, so there's that. But no envy here, nor desire to have my own embarrassingly inconcealable crotch baton.. Lol

Or in my case, crotch pimple.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

I didn't plan on reading every comment here on this thread. But after reading it I almost feel NORMAL.!

 

[SassySheDevil]

May I ask what you are trying to experience? The pain, the cramping. The blood -soaked clothes and sheets?

Or the hormone-induced fluctuations in emotion?

If you are seeking to experience empathy on some level, you're going to need castor oil to induce cramps, overnight pads, and a small enema bag you can fill with red sugar syrup. Tape the bag to your side and have a catheter tube with a valve attached that can be opened up to deposit the fluid between your legs and onto the pad. You'll need to make sure to release the valve so that you get a good gush every hour or so. You can change the pads as often as you like, but you're gonna hate how many times you need to go.

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.


Alternately to the castor oil, you could buy a TENS unit and place the conductive pads right above your groin and turn them up to about 7 and constant instead of pulse.

Now, continue this for AT LEAST five days. By then you should have as good idea of what menstruation is like..

hahaha you are awesome!!!

 

[RuneBlade]

I didn't plan on reading every comment here on this thread. But after reading it I almost feel NORMAL.!

+1.

I clicked out of morbid curiosity, but I stayed for the trainwreck.

 

[beingtrue2me]

+1.

I clicked out of morbid curiosity, but I stayed for the trainwreck.

Ya gotta admit that sometimes the train wrecks are the best threads.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Ya gotta admit that sometimes the train wrecks are the best threads.

D(.)(.)------------ Not many trains left in our part of Florida. Hubby used to like watching me moon the Amtrack.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.

You'd be shocked. I had a dude pay me $10 just to tell him what kind of tampons I wear and then look at a picture of one inserted into his urethra.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

You'd be shocked. I had a dude pay me $10 just to tell him what kind of tampons I wear and then look at a picture of one inserted into his urethra.

what? Now I'm wondering just how big of a sounding rod he'd been using to get that sucker dilated enough to accept a tampon..

 

[submit4pleasure]

May I ask what you are trying to experience? The pain, the cramping. The blood -soaked clothes and sheets?

Or the hormone-induced fluctuations in emotion?

If you are seeking to experience empathy on some level, you're going to need castor oil to induce cramps, overnight pads, and a small enema bag you can fill with red sugar syrup. Tape the bag to your side and have a catheter tube with a valve attached that can be opened up to deposit the fluid between your legs and onto the pad. You'll need to make sure to release the valve so that you get a good gush every hour or so. You can change the pads as often as you like, but you're gonna hate how many times you need to go.

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.


Alternately to the castor oil, you could buy a TENS unit and place the conductive pads right above your groin and turn them up to about 7 and constant instead of pulse.

Now, continue this for AT LEAST five days. By then you should have as good idea of what menstruation is like..

This is a perfect answer! I had to laugh even as I was nodding....

 

[Nicefella]

May I ask what you are trying to experience? The pain, the cramping. The blood -soaked clothes and sheets?

Or the hormone-induced fluctuations in emotion?

If you are seeking to experience empathy on some level, you're going to need castor oil to induce cramps, overnight pads, and a small enema bag you can fill with red sugar syrup. Tape the bag to your side and have a catheter tube with a valve attached that can be opened up to deposit the fluid between your legs and onto the pad. You'll need to make sure to release the valve so that you get a good gush every hour or so. You can change the pads as often as you like, but you're gonna hate how many times you need to go.

I don't think tampons will work for your experiment.


Alternately to the castor oil, you could buy a TENS unit and place the conductive pads right above your groin and turn them up to about 7 and constant instead of pulse.

Now, continue this for AT LEAST five days. By then you should have as good idea of what menstruation is like..

I think I just actually feel good about my life after reading this. Thank you

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I think I just actually feel good about my life after reading this. Thank you

always here to serve.. Glad I could help enlighten..

 

[MalePeriod]

I got to experience my first period and I got my first bra.

Through craigslist I found a woman to buy me pads, tampons, panties, purse, and my first bra and gave me directions on how to change and when to change my pad/tampon. My period lasted five days here are my findings.

-wearing a pad feels like wearing a diaper.
-I went through more toilet paper, and more trips to the washroom
-actually using my bathroom garbage can.
-holding off going to the washroom, because you don't have to change your pad till later.
-the clean feeling and comfort of a new pad, and the uncomortable feeling of one after sleeping in it.
Trying to sneak a pad and tampon into a public washroom then cover the sound of unwrapping the pad by running the sink.
Resembling to stock up my purse with pads and tampons for the last two days I went to work.

As for the bra, I wore it for three days and then after work for the last two. It was itch and uncomfortable at first, but after the first day I had gotten used to it some what. Having gynecomastia and recently losing 25 pounds, I'm now 150 lbs. I measured a 36a and it fit great I actual have cleavage and get supported from the bra. After wearing it for at least 12 hours a day for three days, going to work with out wearing it left me feeling uncomfortable about my chest jiggling and being exposed.