Male (if not masculine) Actors "Guys" Hate

[Expertise]

Sparky got me thinking.

I believe that there are some universaly hated (by heterosexual men) male actors/leading men out there.

It is my theory that because males believe these despised actors represent all the softer, more estheticly pleasing, more feminine virtues that "their women" love and value they feel inadequite in comparison.

I just hate 'em cause they are sissified, oh so sensitive pretty boys who can't act.LOL

So guys what actors do you hate and why? The ladies should feel free to chime in as well.

My dislike for Brad Pitt is for the aforemetioned reason (except for "Legends of the Fall" he was OK in that) but there are hundreds of others. Did anyone else find Leo Di Caprio's acting in "Titanic" laughable. C'mon out with it.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How bout?

Hugh "fucking" Grant. I mean, what a fuckin' wimp! Does he always act with a wince and a whine? Momma's fucking boys!!! God damn - I hate'em.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And that guy......

David Schwimmer from the Friends TV show - Jeesh. How can any, any female find that dude attractive. The guy should just go drink milk and fucking die.

 

[Aranian]

How about Stallone in "Get Carter"?

Mr. Bad becomes Mr. Sensitive...horrendus acting and it wasn't even a romance. I don't universally hate Stallone, I just hated him in that movie.

Ohh that movie was such a bad rip off of payback. If you havn't seen it, don't.

 

[Stormystarr]

please don't beat me...

But I am absolutly in love with Christopher Walken and Al Pachino. They are definatly 2 older men I would fuck. Just because they have the whole authority attitude about them. I would love to be dominated by them both at the same time.

Sorry for not posting about men I hate, I'll think about that one and get back to ya.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't you think......

Chris Walken..........

Would drool on you too much?

 

[R Nitelight]

Dude! Keanu! Whoa!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Keanu......

Huh? Reeves. Acting via "the quizative look."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How about Stallone in "Get Carter"? ...Ohh that movie was such a bad rip off of payback.

Actually, it's a bad remake of "Get Carter" with Michael Caine.

Anything with Lorenzo Lamas stinks like a nicely photographed fart.

Watching Steven Segal act is like watching paint dry on a fence (and from his action scenes I'm pretty sure I can kick his ass).

I like Chris Rock. I used to work with Chris Rock. Chris Rock is funny. But when he emotes on camera I feel like my high school drama coach is going to walk into frame and say, "I don't believe you."

If anyone puts a single Backstreet Boy into a movie I'm going to beat them to death with a copy of the movie "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

And when oh when is Corey Feldman going to have that fatal drug overdose? Please let it be before "Meatballs: The Next Generation".

 

[Xander]

Dixon Carter Lee

I hate to tell you this Dixon. But someone has put a Backstreet Boys single into a movie.
It's a brit flick, and it's called. "Spiceworld - The next generation"

No seriously it has actually already happend. Give me 24 hours to locate the title, as I can't remember it right now.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I hate that pathetic posturing prancing pretty primadonna. Jean claude Van DORK. It's a truly pathetic statement to an actor's career when Dennis Rodman can outact you. Yes, I rented that Double Team or whatever it was flick. Blah. I'm a fan of cheezy mindless violence.

Keenan Ivory Wayans saved the Glimmerman and actually made it kinda cool. If the history is true and not just so much hype, then Stevie could kick your ass before you realized it was kicked, grasshopper. The StudMuffin claims that Steven might be able to kick his ass. I don't like Steven much either. He is a USDA grade A prick.

 

[Expertise]

Circles within circles ponytails within ponytails

Great example KM.

Nice f*cking pony tail Stevie. Hapkido... circles and sweeps. Good luck in a real fight big fella', you'll need it.

 

[Latina]

Nicholas Cage. Not at all handsome, always moody, can't act, and picks roles that are ALL wrong for him (but then again, maybe there ARE no roles that are right for him?).

-- Latina

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey now! I liked Pitt in Fight Club!

Walken and Pacino! Woo! Two really fucked in the head guys that you just got to love!

And Bruce Campbell is my personal hero! Heheh!

Now... The ones I hate...

I can't stand anyone from sinefeld other than Julia, maybe... Although the soup nazi still gives me a laugh!

Why hasn't Shattner DIED yet?! I mean, how LOW can you get!? Priceline.com... Good fucking lord!

And last but not least... Will Wheaton is still locked in my bacement, well away from the movie industry... Thank me! Damn it!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

I hardly ever watch TV or go to movies anymore, it's hard for me to come up with hateable wimpy actors, but I understand there is going to be a world tour by various recording artists, I think it's called "Wussfest, Pussfest."

Scheduled to appear:
Lionel Ritchie
Barry Manilow
Dennis DeYoung (STYX)
Kevin Cronin (REO Pusswagon)
Peter Cetera
Air Supply
Phil Collins
Michael Jackson
Luther Vandross
David Cassidy
Marshall Crenshaw

I forget the rest, but I understand for an encore they will all search for their testicles.

 

[Guest]

And last but not least... Will Wheaton is still locked in my bacement, well away from the movie industry... Thank me! Damn it!!!

THANK YOU!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do all guys think that? Do we all see some tough guy on the screen and put them into two categories, "Can Kick His Ass" and "Can't"?

Here's my list:

Can Kick His Ass
Everybody except Sean Connery

Can't Kick His Ass
Sean Connery.

 

[Guest]

But Dad!!! I'm Jesus Christ! Damn it is playin outside!

 

[Ravenloft]

Hahah! Finally! Some recognition of my greatness!!! Muahahah!!! Take that small heads!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Pacino... *swoon* Damn. That man is short but g'damn if he couldn't have me in whatever position in whatever way he wanted ANYtime.

And, in defense of Nick Cage. I think he's cool.

Sparks: The whole Schwimmer thiing..peed my pants, funny as HELL

I hate Segal, Jean Claude too
Not even crazy 'bout the Duke
Hugh Grant lacks class
Charlie Sheen makes me puke
And pansy boy Val Kilmer
can just kiss my ass

Tom Cruze makes me snooze
Will Smith could use some balls
Please..no more Swayze or Russell in the news
I won't apologize for being a Pitt fan
with just a smile, the panties fall.

Ok fuck y'all. I'm not a poet. hehe

 

[teresafannin]

I'm not a guy, but I have to thank Ravenloft. I absolutely adore Bruce Campbell. He has it all, looks, charm, & a sense of humor. Very few guys I know will admit to even knowing who Bruce Campbell is. I adore "Army of Darkness", one of the all time great "B" movies. My sweetie hates most of the current crop of pretty boy wannabe actors. I agree with him that none of the current male stars can hold a candle to the classics-Bogie, Holden, guys like that. The exception, of course, is Sean Connery. That man just gets better with age.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

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[TN_Vixen]

Matthew McConaghy (sp?) is sexy as all get out I think. Love the drawl, his crooked smile, golden curls and swagger.

When I was a little girl I LOVED Matt Dillon and Erik Estrada.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I can not believe no one has even mentioned hating William Shatner who's acting no matter what the role is stuck in James Tiberius Kirk mode.


Spock.............please............check........ the.........long.......range...............scanners.

 

[Cheri]

Right with you there Dixon. Why did Bond have to become a uber handsome man with a gazillion dollars worth of gizmos in his pocket instead of the smart, clever and most resourceful man that Connery was? It's kinda lost it's thrill when you know Bond can always pull out some expensive toy to save himself instead of maybe getting caught.

Not a man, but mine would have to be Keanu too. Damn that man looks good, but he annoys me with his stiffness.