Male, home alone, looking 4 ................................

[Sexperience4u]

a horny woman, one who's not getting the attention she deserves, to chat with.

 

[Nerd159]

Home Alone, huh?

Better watch out. I've heard that a couple of crooks have been spotted in your neighborhood. They are described as looking very much like Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

 

[Trobes]

Better watch out. I've heard that a couple of crooks have been spotted in your neighborhood. They are described as looking very much like Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

First thing I thought of was "KEVIN!!"