hornyprogrammer
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Would someone like to write a story based on the following real life story:
http://redditlog.com/snapshots/246225
TL; DR There are a lot of ways to get girls - becoming a cheerleader isn't one of them.
My sophomore year of college I was hooking up with a cheerleader. She was real cute and fun to go out with, but she came with a tag-along. Her partner on the cheerleading squad, a dude we'll call Ryan.
They apparently went to the same high school and when she decided to come to my college to be on the cheerleading team, he decided to do the same. One night she and I met up at a party and we're sitting on a couch, drinking, flirting, whatever, and I see this dude starring daggers at me from across the room. Would not take his eyes off us. I said something to her about it and she was like, "oh that's just Ryan. He's my cheerleading partner. He can be protective but he's like my brother." He hadn't been out the first couple times we met/hooked up, so I hadn't met him, but eventually he comes over and starts talking to her, ignoring me except to continue his mad dog staredown.
I tried to be chill about it but kind of lost my patience when he continued to be a ggggiiiannnt douche so I suggested we (me and the girl) bail and head back to her dorm. She's down, but so is he? He starts following us out of this party and back to her dorm. I'm like, "I think we got this dude, no worries." He keeps saying he just wants to make sure she gets home safe. She's saying, "Ryan, I'm good, go home." No dice.
We get back to her room and she and I are sitting on her bed, Ryan on her roommates. I got less and less subtle with my 'get the fuck out dude's. She's getting frustrated and Ryan flat refuses to leave, says he doesn't like me, doesn't trust me, etc. I'm kind of laughing at this point at the most ridiculous friend-zone cockblock attempt I've ever seen, but I had to appreciate the effort.
Eventually she asks me to go in the hallway with her and I can't believe it, figuring she's gonna ask me to leave. But she says, "give me a minute and let me deal with Ryan, he does this sometimes. But he's just protective." Suuuuure. She goes back in and they talk for almost ten minutes. I can even hear him raising his voice a couple times. I'm sitting in the hall debating if I should go in and kick this dude out myself, or just bail on this wasp-nest of crazy. And just then he walks out. He says, "you better be good to her," nearly crying, and backed down the hallway staring at me. I laughed and walked in.
http://redditlog.com/snapshots/246225
TL; DR There are a lot of ways to get girls - becoming a cheerleader isn't one of them.
My sophomore year of college I was hooking up with a cheerleader. She was real cute and fun to go out with, but she came with a tag-along. Her partner on the cheerleading squad, a dude we'll call Ryan.
They apparently went to the same high school and when she decided to come to my college to be on the cheerleading team, he decided to do the same. One night she and I met up at a party and we're sitting on a couch, drinking, flirting, whatever, and I see this dude starring daggers at me from across the room. Would not take his eyes off us. I said something to her about it and she was like, "oh that's just Ryan. He's my cheerleading partner. He can be protective but he's like my brother." He hadn't been out the first couple times we met/hooked up, so I hadn't met him, but eventually he comes over and starts talking to her, ignoring me except to continue his mad dog staredown.
I tried to be chill about it but kind of lost my patience when he continued to be a ggggiiiannnt douche so I suggested we (me and the girl) bail and head back to her dorm. She's down, but so is he? He starts following us out of this party and back to her dorm. I'm like, "I think we got this dude, no worries." He keeps saying he just wants to make sure she gets home safe. She's saying, "Ryan, I'm good, go home." No dice.
We get back to her room and she and I are sitting on her bed, Ryan on her roommates. I got less and less subtle with my 'get the fuck out dude's. She's getting frustrated and Ryan flat refuses to leave, says he doesn't like me, doesn't trust me, etc. I'm kind of laughing at this point at the most ridiculous friend-zone cockblock attempt I've ever seen, but I had to appreciate the effort.
Eventually she asks me to go in the hallway with her and I can't believe it, figuring she's gonna ask me to leave. But she says, "give me a minute and let me deal with Ryan, he does this sometimes. But he's just protective." Suuuuure. She goes back in and they talk for almost ten minutes. I can even hear him raising his voice a couple times. I'm sitting in the hall debating if I should go in and kick this dude out myself, or just bail on this wasp-nest of crazy. And just then he walks out. He says, "you better be good to her," nearly crying, and backed down the hallway staring at me. I laughed and walked in.
