Male Butts and hard clits

[Frimost]

This post by Ginny got me thinking:

cockslits were just made for clit rubbing against....the edges of the hole catching on fleshy clits....pressing in...smashing it....

one of the hottest things in the world to do....is to pull open a juicy cockhole....and ease your hard clit into it....closing the hole around it....and squeezing...stroking a bit....clit stuffed in....mixing with the cock drool....as you stroke the deeper tissue...yum!

It seems she and other women here sometimes seem to get SOOO horny that their sexual aggressiveness turns masculine in some respects, that their desire transforms to lusting to penetrate their lover rather then to take the traditional submissive female role of being penetrated. I'm not making a judgment call on it being good or bad, just an observation.

However, by this very logic...

Have any of you women ever considered having you're b/f lay down in front of you doggy-style, butt in the air submissively for you come up behind him admiringly to bend him over and penetrate him with you're hard clit? It would seem that this would be the next progressive step from fucking a man in his pee-hole with you're erect clit. So have you ever thought or heard of butt-fucking a man with a clitty hard-on before.

Hell, maybe you could even get gay guys like Glam to agree to have sex with you if you gave it to him in this fashion?

 

[lobito]

if I knew a women with a clit long enough to fuck with, she'd be a guy with a dick.

 

[Freya]

Frimost, have you ever actually seen a clit? While one might fit in a cockslit, it'd be a highly unusual one that would fit in an ass.

 

[Guest]

 

[peachykeen]

What a weird, weird question...

Um...no.

 

[lobito]

Frimost, you're starting to consider the idea of homosexual lovin' in the butt, aren't you? Thus the reason you're so about cock lately... Figuring you could start with a womans clit to fuck your ass, then move on to the gay butt sex with the boys... Have I figured this one out yet?

I still say it's impossible to do.

 

[glamorilla]

*giggles*

 

[Frimost]

Frimost, have you ever actually seen a clit? While one might fit in a cockslit, it'd be a highly unusual one that would fit in an ass.

It doesn’t have to go all the way in. For example take the popular trend in porno movies for the actresses to frontage (rub pussies) in porn now days before the actors arrive in the next scene to bone them. Basically it's the rubbing' and friction as well as maybe the bonus of getting it a fraction of an inch of it in as well as the erotic cachet value and naughtiness of it that would do it for her, not actually getting her clit into his ass like some kind of strap-on.

 

[Frimost]

Figuring you could start with a womans clit to fuck your ass,

Even assuming that it can be done I don't know how I feel about it or whether I would want to try it or not, I'm just formulating new ideas, as a creative person who has come up with invention ideas before its something that I do. I try to look at things through the eyes of other people and get a look at things in new perspectives. So no you have not figured me out yet, even I can't figure myself out yet.

 

[Freya]

It doesn’t have to go all the way in. For example take the popular trend in porno movies for the actresses to frontage (rub pussies) in porn now days before the actors arrive in the next scene to bone them. Basically it's the rubbing' and friction as well as maybe the bonus of getting it a fraction of an inch of it in as well as the erotic cachet value and naughtiness of it that would do it for her, not actually getting her clit into his ass like some kind of strap-on.

Well, I dunno about the other chickies here, but mine is only a fraction of an inch anyways. I doubt that it'd get between the cheeks of his ass, never mind slipping inside at all.

 

[lobito]

Even assuming that it can be done I don't know how I feel about it or whether I would want to try it or not, I'm just formulating new ideas, as a creative person who has come up with invention ideas before its something that I do. I try to look at things through the eyes of other people and get a look at things in new perspectives. So no you have not figured me out yet, even I can't figure myself out yet.

uh yeah ok, so um... Wow, you sound like my dork of a brother who thinks he's some kind of fucking genius mad scientist/whatever. Thinks he's gonna come up with the next best thing. We can't figure him out either, because as you said, he can't figure himself out either.

With tht crap you bring to the board, you should really try doin a bit more research or even thinking, before opening your trap. Although admittedly, your apparent stupidity on subjects is very entertaining.

 

[Frimost]

lobito

It’s quite ironic that you are gay/bisexual since you are a fuckin’ asshole.

 

[Freya]

Re: lobito

It’s quite ironic that you are gay/bisexual since you are a fuckin’ asshole.

Shit! He's gay? And I wasted all that time lusting over that ass for nothing?

Fuck me!

 

[lobito]

huh, I don't find it ironic at all.

Try again, please...

Freya, darling, he just couldn't come up wtih something funny/smart to come back at me with...

I'm FAR from gay... Ask Glammy!

 

[rosco rathbone]

uh yeah ok, so um... Wow, you sound like my dork of a brother who thinks he's some kind of fucking genius mad scientist/whatever. Thinks he's gonna come up with the next best thing. We can't figure him out either, because as you said, he can't figure himself out either.

With tht crap you bring to the board, you should really try doin a bit more research or even thinking, before opening your trap. Although admittedly, your apparent stupidity on subjects is very entertaining.

This is lame.

Frimost is an original thinker. I never thought of getting buttfucked with a clit before.

Don't let the dullards get you down, Frimost. You remind me of the hero of Phillip K. Dick's Confessions of a Crap Artist, who in his weird obsessions was far more genuine and human than the greedy, self-centered petit bourgeouis mockers surrounding him.

 

[Freya]

huh, I don't find it ironic at all.

Try again, please...

Freya, darling, he just couldn't come up wtih something funny/smart to come back at me with...

I'm FAR from gay... Ask Glammy!

Is it ok if I continue lusting then?

 

[lobito]

Is it ok if I continue lusting then?

well.... if you must.

 

[Frimost]

Try again, please...

Instead of starting a thread about sticking clits up a guy's butt perhaps I should have started a topic about sticking you're own head up you're ass. It's something I am sure you have a lot of experience in doing before.

 

[lobito]

sorry, I can't bend over that much, I have a bad back.

 

[JazzManJim]

Frimost, I'm doubting severely whether you have a functioning internal dialogue editor...

 

[Frimost]

Frimost, I'm doubting severely whether you have a functioning internal dialogue editor...

I hate censorship!
It's the Internet, why should you have to edit you're own thoughts? That's what this is all about (the Internet) free speech. The Internet is supposed to promote honesty and frank speech, telling people what one really thinks instead of the mask one puts on when going to work. The net is supposed to be the playground of the id, where one can speak to truth without worry of peer pressure or public opinion.

 

[JazzManJim]

I hate censorship!
It's the Internet, why should you have to edit you're own thoughts? That's what this is all about (the Internet) free speech. The Internet is supposed to promote honesty and frank speech, telling people what one really thinks instead of the mask one puts on when going to work. The net is supposed to be the playground of the id, where one can speak to truth without worry of peer pressure or public opinion.

Ah. Gotcha. The undeniable right to say shit that makes no sense at all.

Not to worry, man. You've lately become the poster child.

 

[lobito]

that was a bunch of crap in that above post. There's nothing at aall wrong with posting what you feel, it's being able to put it into words that dont' amke others feel you're a fucking nutcase that doesn't actaully THINK THINGS THROUGH.

I don't always think things through, but I don't go off on a tangent when someone calls me on being stupid. I realize I was stupid, and admit it.

Did you REALLY think the idea of clit fucking was possible? There's a difference between fantasy & reality you know.

 

[Frimost]

No two clits are alike; clits come in all shapes and sizes. For some women it may be possible if they tried it and did it under the right sexual positions.

 

[lobito]

there's just no arguing with you, I can see I'm wrong & you're right. When you find that women with a large enough clit to fuck with (chick with a dick), you be sure to check back with us, and let us know how it goes.