ThaCoolChandler
Loves Spam
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- Feb 12, 2016
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ever since my mom and dad split up last year, my mom turned into a mega-diva. She moved us to this small but rich beach colony/gated community after she went and gave herself blonder hair, fake tan, fake boobs (36C, saw the tag on her new bras), lips always in a permanent pout, and she's the only single mom, who's Asian - a blonde Asian which makes her more noticeable - with petite body and perfectly round fake boobs. To say she stands out from the other plain moms is obvious.
So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event that she thinks is “perfect” for them to see her “natural talent in front of an audience.” My friends are saying it’s gonna be “perfect” to prank her somehow so her “perfectly fake porn star boobs get seen in front of an audience”
So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event that she thinks is “perfect” for them to see her “natural talent in front of an audience.” My friends are saying it’s gonna be “perfect” to prank her somehow so her “perfectly fake porn star boobs get seen in front of an audience”
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