RJDeezNutsBuddy
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- May 8, 2016
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I'm Brady. Kinda a nerd, I guess.
Okay, maybe not kinds.
More like total. Most nerds like me hang out with other nerds and get picked on through jr high and high school by the cool kids. That was me for jr high for sure. But things changed for me in high school. That's when my mom became hot.
Her name is Bryne. She and my dad got divorced when Dad got caught banging his young hot secretary. Mom divorced him and Dad bailed. Mom in the following months went from "Not" to "Hot" all thanks to yoga, pilates, spin, you name it. And getting new boobs and just about everything else inflated or nipped and tucked. The change of typical mom clothes to hot wardrobe cinched it. Bryne became the official "MILF" of the neighborhood.
And I became popular with the cool kids.
But the price to pay was Brynne became fully into herself, her looks, and being a bitch.
All the right characteristics to be a reality show star. And she has become determined to be one. Get a look at her and see. She wore this super tight dress for a party she had at our house and invited some of the other moms and dads as a "get to know each other" party, but mostly to invite my friend Kip's dad who runs the cable news station and spent most of the time flirting with him and saying how she could be their weather reporter.
Okay, maybe not kinds.
More like total. Most nerds like me hang out with other nerds and get picked on through jr high and high school by the cool kids. That was me for jr high for sure. But things changed for me in high school. That's when my mom became hot.
Her name is Bryne. She and my dad got divorced when Dad got caught banging his young hot secretary. Mom divorced him and Dad bailed. Mom in the following months went from "Not" to "Hot" all thanks to yoga, pilates, spin, you name it. And getting new boobs and just about everything else inflated or nipped and tucked. The change of typical mom clothes to hot wardrobe cinched it. Bryne became the official "MILF" of the neighborhood.
And I became popular with the cool kids.
But the price to pay was Brynne became fully into herself, her looks, and being a bitch.
All the right characteristics to be a reality show star. And she has become determined to be one. Get a look at her and see. She wore this super tight dress for a party she had at our house and invited some of the other moms and dads as a "get to know each other" party, but mostly to invite my friend Kip's dad who runs the cable news station and spent most of the time flirting with him and saying how she could be their weather reporter.
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