Makeup sex.

[parodyluvr75]

Let's argue so we can have it.

I'll start. Your clothes look funny and you smell like tapioca pudding.

 

[chillywilly2]

That won't work, I don't have any clothes on

 

[Queersetti]

Most of the posters here make up sex more than they actually have it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Most of the posters here make up sex more than they actually have it.

I'm afraid this is one of the more accurate posts I've seen on here.

That won't work, I don't have any clothes on

Then we have nothing argue about, no sex for you.

 

[chillywilly2]

Then we have nothing argue about, no sex for you.

Wanna bet?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wanna bet?

I don't gamble, it's against my pocketbook.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Let's argue so we can have it.

I'll start. Your clothes look funny and you smell like tapioca pudding.

Oh yeah? Well, you're a booger eatin' mow-ron. Now, let's have sex and makeup!

 

[chillywilly2]

I don't gamble, it's against my pocketbook.

Not money, something that matters

 

[chillywilly2]

Oh yeah? Well, you're a booger eatin' mow-ron. Now, let's have sex and makeup!

OK, I'm outta here...no way am I having sex with a booger eater

 

[bronzeage]

Let's argue so we can have it.

I'll start. Your clothes look funny and you smell like tapioca pudding.

I used to put eye shadow on my second wife's nipples as a form of foreplay.

 

[parodyluvr75]

OK, I'm outta here...no way am I having sex with a booger eater

Please don't quote that creep, he knows what I think of him under any user name. But I'm just being petty because I'm one of the 'cool kids' and I'm secretly jealous of him because he's so funny. It's not creepy he keeps coming up with different user names and keeps trying to interact with me when I told him I wanted nothing to do with him, nope, not even a little.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I used to put eye shadow on my second wife's nipples as a form of foreplay.

So the nipples could watch you?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not money, something that matters

Bird seed?

 

[chillywilly2]

Please don't quote that creep, he knows what I think of him under any user name. But I'm just being petty because I'm one of the 'cool kids' and I'm secretly jealous of him because he's so funny. It's not creepy he keeps coming up with different user names and keeps trying to interact with me when I told him I wanted nothing to do with him, nope, not even a little.

Beats me..I dunno who he is, but ok, if thats how you want it

Bird seed?

Bird seed jambed in suet...only the good stuff for this guy

Now, please tell me you don't eat boogers or I really am outta here

 

[parodyluvr75]

Beats me..I dunno who he is, but ok, if thats how you want it



Bird seed jambed in suet...only the good stuff for this guy

Now, please tell me you don't eat boogers or I really am outta here

Thanks, it is.

The good stuff, a man of taste.

No, worms but never boogers, that's just gross.

 

[chillywilly2]

Thanks, it is.

The good stuff, a man of taste.

No, worms but never boogers, that's just gross.

you said Taste


I have worms too..fishing tomorrow

 

[parodyluvr75]

you said Taste


I have worms too..fishing tomorrow

Birdies and fishes like the worm. So do people trying to reach the bottom of a good bottle of tequila.

 

[CyranoJ]

Your clothes look funny and you smell like tapioca pudding.

Not exactly going for the jugular here, are we?

Uh... you're a poor man's Norwegian Blue, and your taste in crackers is suspect.

 

[Noor]

Some people like tapioca.

I don't believe in makeup sex, I believe more sex less time to argue

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Please don't quote that creep, he knows what I think of him under any user name. But I'm just being petty because I'm one of the 'cool kids' and I'm secretly jealous of him because he's so funny. It's not creepy he keeps coming up with different user names and keeps trying to interact with me when I told him I wanted nothing to do with him, nope, not even a little.

Believe it or not I see what ya did there.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not exactly going for the jugular here, are we?

Uh... you're a poor man's Norwegian Blue, and your taste in crackers is suspect.

I don't feel the need, I'm half-hearted in that.

The dodo is superior, bite your tongue.

I like wheat thins.

Some people like tapioca.

I don't believe in makeup sex, I believe more sex less time to argue

That explains it.

I agree, but my parody wouldn't work.

 

[CyranoJ]

I like wheat thins.

Say no more!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsf33lzSs91qbc5ci.gif

 

[Noor]

I don't feel the need, I'm half-hearted in that.

The dodo is superior, bite your tongue.

I like wheat thins.



That explains it.

I agree, but my parody wouldn't work.

or let him argue on Lit to get it out of his system

 

[parodyluvr75]

or let him argue on Lit to get it out of his system

Ghosts.

 

[Noor]

Ghosts.

https://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y